Now I see why my landscaper friend told me not to even think about planting bamboo in the yard, not even "clumping" bamboo in pots, not even once https://t.co/H0Tk6vTWOh
— Froward Jason Would Like Elixir Work (@JasnTru) May 1, 2024
Alito: "My wife and I own our Virginia home jointly. She therefore has the legal right to use the property as she sees fit, and there were no additional steps that I could have taken to have the flag taken down more promptly."
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) May 29, 2024
Later: "My wife is fond of flying flags. I am not." pic.twitter.com/qDe63DHS7p
Wait so you are telling me the Supreme Court justice did not invert the American flag at his home because his wife was insulted by a neighbor?
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) May 29, 2024
I’m shocked that story was totally believable and made perfect sense I flip flags upside down all the time when people are rude to me.
Justice Alito announces his support for a woman’s right to choose uhh *checks letter* flags.
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) May 29, 2024
Glen Powell says Tom Cruise personally flew him to London from "Top Gun: Maverick" reshoots at Pinewood Studios and faked the helicopter going down.
— Variety (@Variety) May 29, 2024
“Tom goes ‘oh no, oh no,’ and he starts dropping the helicopter over London.”https://t.co/UydOTM2q0x
(Showing the youthful target you have the power of life and death over them (as a joke, very funny), and misleading and isolating the target in order to subject them to a lengthy educational video)tom cruise christmas cake ✋😦
— Jack (@jackarking) May 28, 2024
tom cruise film school for tom cruise friends 👍👍 https://t.co/hWgkgt3Dtt pic.twitter.com/Zub1mg6PDv
The NCAA rules committee meets next week to discuss permitting schools to display corporate logos on fields and, perhaps, patches to jerseys.
— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) May 29, 2024
A year out from implementation of a revenue-sharing model, the commercialization of college athletics is here.https://t.co/pclJtlEko5
(On TV, they had a big timer on the left and trivia like "200+ pieces of evidence" presented)Love that CNN has adopted the Dominos pizza tracker format for trial updates pic.twitter.com/eiiFlmJNo2
— Tyler (@BalloonFlavour) May 29, 2024
("If you think about the major journeys within a restaurant that can be AI-powered, we believe it’s endless.")two weeks ago I saw the CEO of Taco Bell tell a room full of people Taco Bell is going to become “an AI first company” and I’m still obsessed with it
— Abigail Thorn (@PhilosophyTube) May 25, 2024
we'll finally achieve the dream of content that doesn't make money for anyone and nobody wants to look at https://t.co/8yUSxebAX8
— zaratustra (parody account) 🍉 (@zarawesome) May 29, 2024
engagement farmers have realized they can say things like "in five years AI will replace the concept of soup" and get 9 million people to say "enjoy your computer soup you dork ass nerd." it's great work if you have thick skin
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) May 29, 2024
NEW: The mysterious/problematic @NFL_DovKleiman aggregator account is in the news again. But is the original Dov still in charge? Dov sought to sell it for $75K and that’s around what he got per @jacksettleman—even if selling accounts is against X’s rules. https://t.co/pNaJAV7Ecc
— A.J. Perez (@byajperez) May 29, 2024
old tom bombadil is a merry fellow
— yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) May 29, 2024
faded blue his jacket and his boots are kinda brown https://t.co/Fqkp2qNHdD
(The Fallout series is kind of a miracle)this is obviously going to be terrible because the writing team has a tin ear and absolutely cannot replicate Bombadil's actual speech patterns, but also it will be very, very funny if he turns out to be Sauron in disguise https://t.co/8cq4q5hSMd
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) May 29, 2024
I like to think that while mad max stuff is happening in Australia at the same time planet of the apes stuff is happening in the states.
— CarterNixon (@CarterNixon) May 27, 2024
Absolutely no idea why this came up on my feed, but I think Shin Pain is the best Northern Irish roller derby name in the world. pic.twitter.com/w98GGzGOht
— Stopped Making Sense (@Puzzledbyadream) April 26, 2024
WikipediawHAT pic.twitter.com/fuqU1JurDc
— lauren (@Very__Regular) April 27, 2024
From Atomic Accidents, I believeAt what point do you as a scientist start asking “is this stuff ontologically evil” pic.twitter.com/eoHIco4uvo
— alex zawacki (@AChillGhost) April 26, 2024
A nice little detail in 1954 Godzilla. People rather rudely awakened by Godzilla and peering through the window having no idea what's going on or what's making all that noise. pic.twitter.com/XV1V2nKVcA
— Meso 🕶 (@Mesosoic) April 26, 2024
The Usborne Detective Guide: Catching Crooks (1975). pic.twitter.com/QgZkubq56e
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) April 27, 2024
THIS is how we get back to building!
— YIMBYLAND (@YIMBYLAND) April 26, 2024
More than 100 high school kids are competing in a masonry competition in North Carolina and are crushing it. pic.twitter.com/i2CApeFzED
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week so far like I can not stop laughing. If they don’t add this into the next season somehow, I’m gonna be pissed. I’m sorry but that little mouse is so fucken cute and def was sent to Kyle by… 😂 #rhobh pic.twitter.com/yuoFI7oVPz
— Daily Bravo 💌 (@dailybravomail) May 14, 2024
Watching From Dusk Til Dawn on TV and thinking about this againpic.twitter.com/P7xpkS0lg8
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) February 17, 2024
@clowniefilms They run in a pack and terrorize anyone and everything☠️ #dogsoftiktok #dogs ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger
@clowniefilms Replying to @Remington this was yesterday😤they could have killed the kittens #doggang #theshorties #littledogsyndrome ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger
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