"The Boursin Sensorium: using Virtual Reality to sell soft cheese"I am Not Fucking Kidding pic.twitter.com/MfTXqbOrUc
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) May 12, 2024
(The AMA; when asked if a chatbot should "stand up for truth," the answer was, "we are unsure about where to draw the line. the flat earth example is clearly a bit silly, but consider covid vaccines or something")hope somebody's paying the therapy bills of the people who have to work on training the AI to make just barely borderline legal gore porn https://t.co/B3zBcJb8Mr
— flglmn (@flglmn) May 12, 2024
If you saw the northern lights last night it's because you're a bad person
— skin destroyer (@gloomingly) May 11, 2024
My favorite genre of tweet tonight: people who think they’re seeing the aurora in NYC but in fact are just seeing the lights from the Kosciuszko Bridge reflected in the clouds pic.twitter.com/gtpv65ECks
— Rebecca Seidel (@BeccaHope24) May 11, 2024
(“We used to have markers that would scratch a line in the ground that you could then use to kind of drive by eye,” he said. “Now, we plant so tight in terms of how much the tractor can go side to side and how much the equipment can go side to side that if we aren't absolutely perfect, it just doesn't work. You just physically can’t drive that straight [without guidance]. If you're sitting up there in a tractor seat, you can't steer fast enough or well enough to not kill the crop because we're so tight on clearances.”)Scoop: Solar storm is causing farmers' tractor GPS systems to go haywire. Many have shut down planting altogether during a critical period. A Deere dealer said accuracy is "extremely compromised"https://t.co/B2Y3t0s4UE
— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) May 12, 2024
I remember being shocked that UCLA had two different guys named Nikola Dragic playing two different sports at the same time. Then my buddy from Cleveland told me his high school had three guys named Nikola Dragic.
— Andrew Ungvari (@DrewUnga) May 12, 2024
Elle and Woj's reaction to Kendrick Perkins talking about Pop drinking Pediasure because he's going to be 76 next year ππ pic.twitter.com/T6OElvwKzj
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) May 12, 2024
So funny that we're getting a legacy sequel to a movie virtually unavailable in any legal capacity. https://t.co/QCH8sdDVLC
— Marcus Finch (@ocmd73) May 11, 2024
1/200γ΄γΈγ©γγη»ε ΄!ζ°ζγ‘γγζ³³γγ§γΎγ。 pic.twitter.com/ARG5bjCC2A
— azuken@1/200θͺδ½θ¦θΉζ¨‘ε (@azuken01) May 11, 2024
("The long coiled embolus of the palpal bulb of this new genus reminded the authors of a looping Hot Wheels track")Y'all rocking with the Hotwheels sisyphus? pic.twitter.com/S9ClfzDfpH
— Ε»arΓ³wka (@BivouacChillin) May 11, 2024
Using Shodan to hack into the most serene ass contemplation spots and turning the alarm systems on https://t.co/fF7Hny0TNX
— punished giorgio (@GMomurder) April 7, 2024
the dentist before he runs for his life after telling you x-rays aren't dangerous pic.twitter.com/9na0BMJTNm
— campbell g (@rodeoman) April 10, 2024
When a SoHo doorman asks "Are you going for a run?", that's New Yorker for "I can see from your clothing that you are from SF"
— Devon ☀️ (@devonzuegel) April 6, 2024
@paigejhodgson How long do you think she was stuck? #ultimatefail #loopingslide #fail #waterslide #oops #viral #viralvideo #fyp ♬ Ameno Amapiano Remix (You Wanna Bamba) - Goya Menor & Nektunez
@dj_dubzy #funny #mydog #dog #pet #haircut #fyp #tiktok ♬ original sound - Dubzy
@bflesher lol why is this cat acting like it lives here and im trespassing ππ
♬ Frolic (Theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" TV Show) - Luciano Michelini
@pnwsally Replying to @edgarrodriguez maybe I need to get him one of those plastic igloos or a snow machine #siberianhusky #huskylife #bendoregon #igloo ♬ original sound - Wiley the Husky
@pubity I’d be taking A LOT of “sick” days π₯Ίπ₯Ί #Pubity #RoadTo15M ♬ original sound - Pubity
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