Monday, May 13, 2024

Today's news and jokes

"The Boursin Sensorium: using Virtual Reality to sell soft cheese"

(The AMA; when asked if a chatbot should "stand up for truth," the answer was, "we are unsure about where to draw the line. the flat earth example is clearly a bit silly, but consider covid vaccines or something")

(“We used to have markers that would scratch a line in the ground that you could then use to kind of drive by eye,” he said. “Now, we plant so tight in terms of how much the tractor can go side to side and how much the equipment can go side to side that if we aren't absolutely perfect, it just doesn't work. You just physically can’t drive that straight [without guidance]. If you're sitting up there in a tractor seat, you can't steer fast enough or well enough to not kill the crop because we're so tight on clearances.”)

("The long coiled embolus of the palpal bulb of this new genus reminded the authors of a looping Hot Wheels track")

@paigejhodgson How long do you think she was stuck? #ultimatefail #loopingslide #fail #waterslide #oops #viral #viralvideo #fyp ♬ Ameno Amapiano Remix (You Wanna Bamba) - Goya Menor & Nektunez

@dj_dubzy #funny #mydog #dog #pet #haircut #fyp #tiktok ♬ original sound - Dubzy


lol why is this cat acting like it lives here and im trespassing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

♬ Frolic (Theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" TV Show) - Luciano Michelini

@pnwsally Replying to @edgarrodriguez maybe I need to get him one of those plastic igloos or a snow machine #siberianhusky #huskylife #bendoregon #igloo ♬ original sound - Wiley the Husky

@pubity I’d be taking A LOT of “sick” days πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί #Pubity #RoadTo15M ♬ original sound - Pubity

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