"I couldn't help putting in 200 yen"
— Daniel Morales (@howtojapanese) April 27, 2024
Gachapon for handwritten, secret family curry recipes. https://t.co/F3r3FuVCES
I’m going to need to know exactly what type of novelty flag this was, Washington Post. A duck in rain gear? A smiling bumblebee with aviator goggles? Now is not the time to hold back. pic.twitter.com/TkgEFIViFU
— Patrick Anderson (@pimlius) May 25, 2024
Something genuinely very funny about the idea of a husband driving home from a long day at the office, turning the corner to his street and discovering that his quarrelsome wife has been at it with the neighbors again because she’s raised the distress flag
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 25, 2024
You know hanging an American flag upside down is crazy lol. If my neighbor did that and I knew they did it on purpose I actually would assume they were about to do something absolutely wild.
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) May 25, 2024
Season two drops tonight! Tune in to find out what happens to Clark's clothes this time around (they are still not bulletproof) https://t.co/VelA37cmXo
— jake_wyatt.fdx (@jakewyattriot) May 26, 2024
i know this was just to tease the release of the new title but honestly it would be very funny to have benoit blanc get really into pokemon go https://t.co/Lirgyc12jP
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) May 24, 2024
Making actually good blockbusters is inherently a scam. You wait for the last one to become so widely beloved that the money men forget it underperformed at the box office, then do the same thing again. https://t.co/fCo5Ws2nnc
— grace (@GemOfAmara) May 25, 2024
They should promise you a room upgrade if you join the dark side https://t.co/NvzyVIJmMv
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) May 24, 2024
Lowkey a bold week to admit they're not ponying up to replace the broken dragon https://t.co/zZtmwmHc3C
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 26, 2024
Have you ever seen a center fielder tag someone out at home plate? Well here you go! pic.twitter.com/MORPFxt5Tp
— WOSN Sports (@WOSNScores) May 25, 2024
Me: <speaking Arabic with a taxi driver>
— Sheera Talpaz (@snarkademic) April 21, 2024
Him: you've got a good accent! what's it like being in the cia??
Me: ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
ใจใใใ(@tomorin3939 )ใใใฎใตใซใใณใใณใผใญๅฎๆใงใ๐️
— ้ฒ้๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ต(็ใใฆใพใ) (@HIBARI_JP8) April 23, 2024
ใจใฆใไฝใใใใใญใใใงไฝใใใใใใใงใใญ๐คฃ
ๅจใๆฌฒใใๆฌฒใใใจ่จใใฎใงไธ้ใๆใงใใใใใไบๅฎใ๐
๏ผๆ็ฎใฏใใใฉๅใซใๅบๆผใใฆใใใใพใใ❕
＊ใใซใผใซใฏๅฅฝใใชใใใซ่ฒผใฃใใ ใใชใฎใงๆฌๆฅใจใฏ้ใใพใ＊ pic.twitter.com/zOnWHFqWrX
This storm is so strong in HK right now that my neighbor’s fiddle leaf fig is calling to me for help pic.twitter.com/XQC9rfX0iQ
— Kristine Servando (@tinssoldier) April 21, 2024
A seaplane parking lot in Anchorage. pic.twitter.com/CCpFpNrVu3
— M. Nolan Gray (@mnolangray) April 23, 2024
Got flagged by airport security because my son had a Magic 8 Ball in his backpack. Two TSA agents debated whether it was ok. My husband said, “If only we had a simple way to answer a yes or no question…” Crickets.
— J. Courtney Sullivan (@jcourtsull) April 20, 2024
I'm in a group chat with a mail carrier and he shared this letter pic.twitter.com/0UgCUV0BcO
— minor smith (@online_shawn) April 23, 2024
I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right pic.twitter.com/DI6f1LDxU6
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) April 23, 2024
@573baseball Core memory unlocked #baseball #mlb #collegebaseball ♬ original sound - Baseball Highlights
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