went to some office chair races today lol pic.twitter.com/fCi5PhoZwa
— kyde 🇯🇵 eric (@KydeandEric) May 19, 2024
Last Monday, I asked OAI CTO Mira Murati if the Scarlett Johansson voice was intentional, she said that wasn’t the case at all. One week later, ScarJo is coming for OAI with the receipts… https://t.co/Ci0z5tOiCD pic.twitter.com/QdP4jjfxjy
— Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes) May 20, 2024
as far as I know, there is no indication this company does anything out of respect https://t.co/fvonQIh9N1
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) May 21, 2024
🚨Exclusive footage of Sam Altman explaining how the “Sky” voice isn’t a mimic of Scarlett Johansson pic.twitter.com/L2KY2BRh3R
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) May 20, 2024
I do think it's funny that OpenAI's response comes across like "it's totally not her, it's another actress that happens to sound like her, oh, she goes to school in Canada, you wouldn't know her" pic.twitter.com/k5qpdAHVuL
— Christina Holland 🐀 (@americanwombat) May 21, 2024
never tweet https://t.co/NW13svfUza
— Ranjan (@ranjanxroy) May 21, 2024
(Microsoft promises to protect users’ privacy) (As if Microsoft software isn't already relentlessly trying to trick you into saving files in the cloud)Now I know what you’re thinking but Nadella says it’s only locally stored so it’s only a risk if you lose the device, people access it without you knowing, your boss has remote access to it, Windows changes unexpectedly, you sell the device, something you’ve installed locally get https://t.co/ZDC58hiiWY
— mike cook (@mtrc) May 21, 2024
The plan: buy Red Lobster our of bankruptcy only to bankrupt it even more vigorously, in order to get the effective altruism guys to give you some kind of carbon offset-style credit for all the future shrimp lives you're saving by destroying Red Lobster
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 20, 2024
Never went wild on Red Lobster unlimited shrimp, never saw 20 movies a month with MoviePass, didn't get in early on crypto or NFTs, didn't start a newsletter, didn't do some kind of fraud involving CARES Act stimulus - whole bunch of misses for me in the last 5 years https://t.co/uska5lLX4d
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 20, 2024
(A write-up of the finances.) (And a focus on the shrimp: "I just had to watch this man eat plates upon plates of the scampi, which isn’t even served over pasta. It’s shrimp in a garlic-wine butter. It was so gross.”)A hedge fund bought the company, sold off all the land Red Lobster restaurants are located on, leased the land back to Red Lobster, and jacked the rent. Just so you know what is really going on here https://t.co/kHlbBfRWwN
— Michael McDonald (@ElectProject) May 20, 2024
(“This was not a campaign video, it was created by a random account online and reposted by a staffer who clearly did not see the word, while the President was in court,” ... the campaign press secretary, said in a statement.)NEW YORK (AP) — A video posted to Donald Trump’s account on his social media network Monday included references to a “unified Reich” among hypothetical news headlines if he wins the election in November. https://t.co/kvMbBeUd6P
— David Cloud (@DavidSCloud) May 21, 2024
(the former owner of the Washington Commanders)Sebastian Stan's Donald Trump movie "The Apprentice" counts billionaire Dan Snyder as an investor. But he's said to be furious over the cut playing at Cannes as he was under the impression the film was going to be a flattering portrayal of Trump.https://t.co/nsWqGdidAj
— Variety (@Variety) May 20, 2024
(“The hail across northern Italy, France and that sort of belt is increasing at an anomalously high rate”; “In some places, like Dallas or Oklahoma City, you’re talking about new roofs at almost every-five-year intervals”)In addition to more homes and cars, there are now a lot of solar farms in the path of hail. (Here's what that looks like in TX.) One insurer is firing hail at different makes of solar panel to test how well they function in a damaged state.
— Amanda Kolson Hurley (@amandakhurley) May 20, 2024
Free to read: https://t.co/GITlaTAEvx pic.twitter.com/1V23e3D1Si
The judge in this case has just published his full trial report. 231 scathing pages explaining why Craig Wright is not Satoshi Nakamoto, the inventor of Bitcoin. A chunk from the summary here: https://t.co/IJm1WDJOo6 pic.twitter.com/QnkHFfCNPm
— Joe Tidy (@joetidy) May 20, 2024
*car almost hits me while biking* nice try boeing https://t.co/q6F15dkANj
— Jenn🌲 (@JuniperFolly) May 18, 2024
amazing https://t.co/y1UijbDtoi pic.twitter.com/KREWrv3tmV
— rvb (@ryanvailbrown) May 20, 2024
a perfect tagline tbh pic.twitter.com/HqXWzOKFql
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) May 19, 2024
it looks like an allergy commercial https://t.co/6FaBuwyB35
— Daniel Spielberger (@quepaso_daniel) May 20, 2024
— depths of wikipedia! (@depthsofwiki) April 18, 2024
imagine getting a fit like this off for no one to see pic.twitter.com/0ONtLe06ks
— jean cocteau vevo (@yugiohmachinim2) April 17, 2024
Tried a ballet class in Paris! The teacher spanked someone, threw her shoes at someone else, asked “Susana, qu’est ce que tu fais” when I checked my phone, threatened to pull the fire alarm. Zero demonstrations, just shouting. Kissed my forehead. I had the time of my life! pic.twitter.com/b91VQb9p5M
— suze (@cortadoedison) April 19, 2024
You could buy a shitty $20 compartmentalized plastic jewelry organizer off of Amazon…OR! you COULD spend $50-100 on a fancy beautifully packaged box of gourmet chocolates and watch it magically transform into a nice empty segmented box. Follow me for more Chubby Child Lifehacks
— 🔎Al🔍 (@SweatieAngle) April 18, 2024
germans will be like “it’s more than ok. it’s acceptable”
— Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 (@runaway_vol) April 18, 2024
having this at my desk makes me feel like the protagonist of an immersive sim is gonna sneak up on me and shoot me with a tranquilizer dart pic.twitter.com/OH0ahhvPF1
— 240p slabs (@two40ftslabs) April 17, 2024
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) April 17, 2024
Well, they’re not laughing now.
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