Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Today's news and jokes

(Microsoft promises to protect users’ privacy) (As if Microsoft software isn't already relentlessly trying to trick you into saving files in the cloud)

(A write-up of the finances.) (And a focus on the shrimp: "I just had to watch this man eat plates upon plates of the scampi, which isn’t even served over pasta. It’s shrimp in a garlic-wine butter. It was so gross.”)

(“This was not a campaign video, it was created by a random account online and reposted by a staffer who clearly did not see the word, while the President was in court,” ... the campaign press secretary, said in a statement.)

(the former owner of the Washington Commanders)

(“The hail across northern Italy, France and that sort of belt is increasing at an anomalously high rate”; “In some places, like Dallas or Oklahoma City, you’re talking about new roofs at almost every-five-year intervals”)

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