I asked my brother to make a nice graphic for me to announce my summer internship on LinkedIn and this is what he came up with.... π pic.twitter.com/aG3zCloXwv
— Shelby Swanson (she/her) (@shelbymswanson) May 5, 2024
thank god schools are bringing back standardized tests https://t.co/LdCI9jTyt3
— Kane θ¬ε±ε ― (@kane) May 7, 2024
(The summary says he was observed buying drugs before heading to the jail)An @LASDHQ deputy assigned to a task force focused on keeping the jails drug free ... has been arrested for allegedly smuggling heroin into an L.A. County jail, sources say. Latest from me & @keribla https://t.co/QaaEXF7XI5
— James Queally (@JamesQueallyLAT) May 7, 2024
BuzzFeed CEO Jonah Peretti is betting big on generative AI to reverse the company's fortunes. he's been investing time and money into new content formats that feel very early BuzzFeed—like a custom Replicate model that lets users Shrek-ify any celebrity https://t.co/MEOKDwO7dB pic.twitter.com/yv1gCFh5Rc
— paris martineau (@parismartineau) May 7, 2024
Lmaoooo she took a look around and said you know what, maybe it’s MY fault https://t.co/Xb1a18O2EB
— Sertraline Siren (@gorgeousmia91) May 7, 2024
The camera man stays on the people that don’t put em on and of course the crowd boos em till they do lol
— CBD Sniper (@Ericvanh1Eric) May 8, 2024
if your new workplace hands you a thinkpad you basically have a job for life, but if they give you macbook air you and the rest of your team could get fired next week https://t.co/mlL85zEUm7
— AGOSTINHO™️ ⚔️ (@agostinhozinga) May 7, 2024
Sweden has the odd PhD tradition of Lutherishly nailing your thesis to a wall a few weeks before your defense, so here is my PhD student Vidya Somashekarappa nailing her thesis into the designated thesis nailing wall (officially required btw). pic.twitter.com/2s8DiwCy1l
— Asad Sayeed @asayeed@zirk.us (@asayeed) April 3, 2024
Wanna know how exquisitely systemic and hilarious Shiren The Wanderer is?
— Sam Barlow π§♀️ Project C & D (@mrsambarlow) April 6, 2024
Here I stepped on a trap which turns you into an onigiri
THEN I stepped on a second trap which rots any onigiri you are carrying, and so died pic.twitter.com/A3urfHMtK5
The struggle wasn’t color matching, it was hooking up to the CRT Television sitting in an entertainment center, AKA the Tightest Space Your Dad Can Fit A TV Into and trying to give the thing a reacharound to feel where the hookups are. Imagine also you are 9. https://t.co/zq8P85JRjJ
— pilot dark (@suckinpenises) April 5, 2024
whenever i was in grad school about to have a mental breakdown i would cut my guinea pig eugene's hair into different bang styles instead of my own pic.twitter.com/8JFpFwQGld
— frogan (@fr0gan) December 22, 2022
@morleykert Nothing stops Penny. #wobblycat #cerebellarhypoplasia #blackcat #adventurecat #vanlife ♬ original sound - Morley Kert
@phoebehenry722 Gatsby is everybody’s bestie π₯Ήπ«Άπ» #donkey #fyp #bestie ♬ original sound - Jake J
@kitty_s10 #kitten #kittensoftiktok #foryou #fyp ♬ original sound - kitty
@dublinsocial The children are built different in Derry π #Football #Irish #Ireland ♬ original sound - DUBLIN SOCIAL
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