This is the kindest way anyone has asked for more violence. https://t.co/u2uEpsaqyk
— The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 (@ThePettiestLA) May 9, 2024
“Drake dissed Serena so I have to go with Kendrick” - Coco Gauff 🔥 #IBI24 pic.twitter.com/mC4Bf3QSgb
— TENNIS (@Tennis) May 9, 2024
Just going to put this out there, you know who else has enlarged hearts. People who take copious amounts of steroids. I’ll admit I don’t know whether Secretariat was on steroids or not, it’s impossible to know, because in 1973 when Secretariat won the triple crown there was not… https://t.co/QClbJKSkzD
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) May 9, 2024
I mean I can virtually guarantee that I have CTE, all the research would suggest I have some degree of it. I think it is entirely reasonable to assume I have some degree of that pathology.
— Jason Kelce (@JasonKelce) May 9, 2024
("In an exclusive statement obtained by Ad Age, Apple apologized for the 'Crush' spot and said it didn’t mean to cause offense among its creative audience.")fwiw I'm less likely to believe that Apple's ad was "copied" from a 14. year old ad, but rather that the metaphor is so obvious, dull, and straightforward that two separate ad teams thought it up indepdently https://t.co/5UNVaIawfp
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) May 9, 2024
Savage Ventures hosts a bunch of clickbait web verticals (along with maybe one real one), and even its tagline — "Our collection of brands guide millions of individuals to decisions." — feels like it was written by ChatGPT. pic.twitter.com/hA40YZsM2O
— Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) May 9, 2024
If you’re wondering why so many movies and shows look like shit, consider the fact that 75 percent of the Art Directors Guild is currently unemployed. https://t.co/rpnfobEWrB
— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) May 9, 2024
(A spokeswoman for the company said in an email that it had “comprehensive measures” in place to avoid such collisions, including training deck officers and altering itineraries in certain areas to avoid them. “We will continue to evaluate and update our procedures with our partners and the authorities”)I know cruise ships are utterly
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) May 9, 2024
massive, but I didn’t realize that they could just collect a 44 foot, 25 ton whale on the cutwater and keep on trucking like it was a barnacle. https://t.co/BIdAblBq1f
TV host: our next guest is Hilary Clinton, here with an encouraging and urgent message for hesitant voters.
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) May 9, 2024
Clinton: Hello stupid.
(Apparently just done for general destructive reasons, and not, as some speculated, to protest recent mass layoffs.)Lmao someone nuked Phil Spencer’s camp in Fallout 76 pic.twitter.com/DxfcIdH8ob
— Sam (@Sam_Snydes) May 9, 2024
I need to be the guy whose job is to hold Luka's follow through 😂 pic.twitter.com/ptMs8IgIYM
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) May 10, 2024
There's no way these are good enough to justify the price but god damn they made a compelling little dude. pic.twitter.com/G0fI65Crup
— Jeb Tush (@toothpasta) February 18, 2024
i thought about drawing dungeon meshi characters as pokemon trainers but i realized they should NOT be in the pokemon world ever pic.twitter.com/CnnjAqRLSs
— izzy👒 (@D0KID0K1) April 7, 2024
8 years ago I met gaga and joe biden and secret service took my gaga magazine and returned it signed by joe pic.twitter.com/0KkJrHhcCs
— jake (@luvforsaIe) April 7, 2024
This letter came in my PO Box today pic.twitter.com/gXTMSY67SP
— sigh swoon (@sighswoon) April 6, 2024
me buying more books even though i haven’t finished anything on my reading list pic.twitter.com/I4MX7QkEoI
— clare (@sadderlizards) April 8, 2024
This might be my single favorite Far Side just because it illustrates how Larson could tell a full story without an ounce of fat on it pic.twitter.com/MszD74tfl6
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) April 8, 2024
@katscollections Surprise Costco Birthday Party for my husband’s 40th bday! #costco #costcocake #costcobirthday #surpriseparty #familyman #husbandandwife ♬ Hell N Back (feat. Summer Walker) - Bakar
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