Monday, July 14, 2025

Today's news and jokes

Are you fucking kidding

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— Glenn Moore (@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social) May 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM














“You must invest in Israel Bonds, even if it doesn’t make financial sense, or else you’re doing BDS” really gives the game away. Especially when it’s an allegation leveled by a non-Jewish elected official against a very publicly Jewish one.

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— Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) July 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM


Eric Adams’ Fort Lauderdale fundraiser was hosted by MAGA influencer Tony Delgado of Latino Wall Street, and Hugo Sanchez, CEO of a small video conferencing company. (h/t NY1’s Bernadette Hogan) Members of the FL Young Republicans attended, as did Moms for Liberty organizer Catalina Stubbe.

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— Jeff Coltin (@jccoltin.bsky.social) July 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM








Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard.bsky.social) July 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM








The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.

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— Nash (@radiodeadair.com) July 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I guess they're happy with it







(His "suicide is reminiscent of ancient Romans, who, when they fell out of favor with the emperor, would fall on their swords at the sound of approaching Praetorians. This, they hoped, would save their families from persecution")







Never heard of these people or their book until today, but I love a good literary scandal with bonus financial crime, and this investigation more than delivers.

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— Abigail Nussbaum (@abigailnussbaum.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
(Learned a few years back that someone I knew was benefitting from embezzling, and the clues were absurdly, insultingly-obvious in retrospect.)







i have synesthesia so for example when someone says the word mustard, it sounds yellow to me. lemon, also yellow. banana's a tricky one. usually gonna be yellow. what else... scrambled eggs,

— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
(I can also rotate the bottle of mustard in my mind)







reminds me of what FFC said about what a true "anti war" film would look like www.theguardian.com/film/2019/au...

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— RM (they/them) (@economeager.bsky.social) July 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
















New Jersey State Police, including five on horseback, escorted PSG Ultras from a parking lot to MetLife Stadium. All smooth, until they turned in toward stadium… at a place that was not an entrance. Had to stop the festive chants, turn everybody around, send them to another gate

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— Henry Bushnell (@henrybushnell.bsky.social) July 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
















@shanapland

Because why would it ever make sense to have an unfenced playground next to a busy parking lot 🫠

♬ Jaws Theme - Jaws








@madisondorivanzile his side eye is actually unreal #dog #dogsofttiktok #dogmom #funny #cutedog ♬ Welp, Didn't Expect That - Yu-Peng Chen & HOYO-MiX








@alexstotler and he’s been doing this for years 😭 #fyp #dogsoftiktok #chihuahua #cute ♬ The Winner Is... Version - DeVotchKa








@isaac.adams10

quite an excursion with lil bro

♬ original sound - LaVish✞








@rachelbhong

♬ The Tide Is High - Radio Mix - Atomic Kitten




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