Friday, July 25, 2025

Today's news and jokes

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

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— Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) June 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
(But also, food allergies suck)





awesome news. Congratulations @archive.org on being designated an FDLP library!! www.kqed.org/news/1204942...

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— James R Jacobs (@freegovinfo.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM








It does feel like the bat signal went out today

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— LOWρUFO 🐁🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 (@lowrhoufo.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
(Of course, the article also claims: "concern over hunger in the strip is one of the key reasons Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu wants a ceasefire...The closer Gazans are to real hunger, the better it is for Hamas")















“They gave Disneyland tickets to the people who worked in the wildfires,” one soldier said. “Nobody’s handing out Disneyland tickets now.” www.nytimes.com/2025/07/16/u...

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— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) July 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM








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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM


Top tier genius move to bring up intelligence scores and remind people that he had henchmen seize all his old test scores and threaten every school he’d ever attended to never release his transcripts.

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— Kirk Rudell (@rudell.bsky.social) July 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
(A 2019 article) (This thread.)







(Longer article. He should do PSAs about not being a creep about women)







By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

— Rory Blank (on vacation) (@roryblank.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
A write-up







Absolute disaster. www.pcgamer.com/hardware/str...

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— Tyler (@tylercolp.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM








wild article here about how many private museums in china from the 2010s are... toast artreview.com/a-eulogy-to-...

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— Hunter Owens (@hunterowens.net) July 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
("there’s truth in the observation that China’s private museum boom – largely fuelled by an ‘enclosure movement’ in which developers built public-facing museums in return for large swathes of public land – has crumbled along with the property market")







i am coming to the opinion that this is perfectly rational, the way deliberately adding typos to spam emails is. if you advertise your companies do 996 you are filtering for employees who you can get away with exploiting

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— SE Gyges (@segyges.bsky.social) July 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
("9 am to 9 pm, six days a week. In other words, it’s a 72-hour work week")







@lebatardshow

“One of the most astonishing things I’ve ever come across in my career” - Don Van Natta Jr. on the details of former NFLPA executive director Lloyd Howell Jr.’s strip club expenses

♬ original sound - Le Batard Show
(I didn't realize he kept the car waiting for the hours he spent at the strip club)







A write-up















are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas

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— ricky peacock, the “chosen white boy” (@rickypeacock.bsky.social) July 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM








I gasped when he busted out “Everything You Know Is Wrong.” I thought that was just about the greatest thing I’d ever heard in fifth grade. (It still might be.)

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— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) July 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM

Also a song recounting the plot of STAR WARS EPISODE I in its entirety is somehow even funnier now than when it was released.

— Oscar Goff (@theoscargoff.bsky.social) July 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
(Never heard it before--almost six minutes long, and detailed)(Set to American Pie, which I loathe)







@thehippiestoner #santamonicamall #3rdstreetpromenade #santamonica #fyp ♬ original sound - The Hippiestoner








@pitchingninja Total Psycho move! Connor Fennell from Vanderbilt refusing to step off. You can run but you can’t hide! 🤣 #baseball #pitching #sports #pitchingninja ♬ original sound - Pitching Ninja








@allisongerbers

he’s an ~indoor dog~

♬ Brian is this our vacation - Chaka Mama








@1jolly1

Bambi is not a cow fan 😭❤️

♬ original sound - JoshPuddinAndDozer








@margaretanneneal No one can tell me he’s not absolutely perfect in every way 😭 #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #dog #soulmate ♬ original sound - AntiNightcore








@toypoodle.psalm I’ve learned my lesson since then 🤭 #toypoodle #psalmthepoodle #fyp #dogsoftiktok #viral #trending #dogs #poodlesoftiktok #toypoodlesoftiktok #puppytiktok ♬ original sound - scarlett




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