Friday, January 23, 2026

Today's news and jokes

@skidrushtv #fypシ #trending #funny #baseball ♬ have to. - Brent Faiyaz






"Can ICE Enter a Home To Make an Arrest With Only an Administrative Warrant?" a deep dive for the law nerds new from me, posted over at Volokh. reason.com/volokh/2026/...

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— Orin Kerr (@orinkerr.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
(Probably not under existing law, but maybe no remedy...)



The head of Trump DOJ's Civil Rights Division boosts prediction markets placing 36% odds she'll be able to prosecute Don Lemon for his journalism, after a federal magistrate judge found no probable cause of a crime.

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— Adam Klasfeld (@klasfeldreports.com) January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
(Promoting gambling in this way should make any charges presumptively invalid?) (Same for this?)



#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino. The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...

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— Jon Seidel (@jonseidel.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
(Indeed, "Thirty-one known defendants have been charged in Chicago with non-immigration crimes tied to 'Operation Midway Blitz.' With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared and nobody has been convicted")







It wasn't that long ago that all of us understood this guy to be the stock image for "man who's come to terrorize your community." Now my government tells me he's the most honorable, ethical, best trained, most experienced police in the world.

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— Wedge LIVE!™ (@wedge.live) January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM


National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

— Thomas Leeper (@thosjleeper.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM


My longest "I Ain't Reading All That" of all time.

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— Ian (@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 12:31 PM

oh man it's so funny there's a bouldering gym that closed in solidarity and a bouldering gym that's open

— 우리가 이긴다 (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM


A dad on patrol this morning is showing off his new egregiously expensive ice-fishing boots that he justified “because I’m standing out here all the time.” Dudes are going to continue rocking until morale improves

— Erik Hane (@erikhane.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM


Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)

— Nanjala (@nanjala.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM








Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos has still not said anything publicly about federal agents raiding the home of one of his reporters last week. He is, however, using his X account to refute apparent misinformation about himself within a few hours of it being posted.

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— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM








This is why I always emphasize that "the media just likes Trump for clicks and ratings" is not accurate. The Jeffrey Epstein scandal is the worst in political history and instead of sensationalizing it, they repeatedly minimize it and downplay it despite massive public interest

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— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
















(I'm not interested enough to listen, but double? Is that mass-laundering?)







Following yesterday's stock plunge, Ubisoft's market cap is now around half a billion euros. In 2018 it was around 10 billion euros. In eight years, the company has lost around 95% of its value

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— Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 7:05 AM








feels both depressing and inevitable, and the thing i find most fascinating about it is the decision and then commitment to performing wild enthusiasm anyhow. you hate this, and yet you understand the very real monetary benefit of championing it www.outsports.com/2026/1/22/24...

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— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 9:47 AM
(Enough wiggle room if they claim they had a genuine change of heart, and it wasn't just so they could jump on the bandwagon and sell $45 sweatshirts)







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(I just like the juxtaposition of the image and "newest face")







@yahooaustralia Australian Open: Tennis fans call for key change after ball kid incidents 🎾 #yahooaustralia ♬ original sound - Yahoo Australia








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♬ New Year - Beach House








@glowpsychotherapy lis this a social experiment??? like# i give more instruction on how i want my coffee made??? #nyc #socialexperimentt ♬ som original - Fleabag Brasil








@babethegabe_ 😂😂 he’s our homie now #dogsoftiktok #funny #dog #cute ♬ original sound - Gabe








@babethegabe_ 😭😭 Loco is loco #dogsoftiktok #dog #wow ♬ Originalton - 🎧☆




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