Monday, January 12, 2026

Today's news and jokes











FWIW







is it good that the federal reserve chair has to upload a diss track over the weekend like he's kendrick lamar

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— andrΓ© (@838carlisle.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM










Five armed masked federal agents to guard a Target restroom while Greg Bovino uses the facilities. A scene equally at home in authoritarian regimes and comedies about authoritarian regimes

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— Adam Weinstein (@adamweinstein.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM


People aren't leaving; looks like more have arrived since we have. Someone just shouted "suck my dick" and the crowd joined in with a spontaneous "suck his dick!" chant.

— unraveled (@unraveledpress.com) January 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
A photographer and photo. And a sign







well whadya know www.inquirer.com/real-estate/...

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— Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 10:12 AM
NY Post headline is "New Jersey’s Petty’s Island, now owned by Venezuela, could soon belong to Trump donor"







In 2028 Vance will run as an anti war candidate against <insert any democrat> and a bunch of the griftiest and stupidest leftists and centrists will push it again

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— AdotSad (@adotsad.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM










And now they’re offering the latest Polymarket odds in between acts. We were so close to being done with this cursed show!

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— Joe Adalian (@tvmojoe.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM








2024









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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This is how I remember the Skeksis















@brwsports Paige & Rickea are terrorizing these practices players 😭 (via @Breeze BC 🌬) #womensbasketball #paigebueckers #rickeajackson #unrivaledbasketball ♬ original sound - B/R W Sports








@espnatbat Griffin Greinke filled in for the opposing team that was playing his brother. What a cool moment that may never happen again πŸ™Œ (via emilygreinke/IG) #espnsocial #baseball #mlb #dad #family ♬ Dramatic Tension - Litne








@dizzleyabish Clippers Kiss Cam so diabolical πŸ˜‚!!! #fyp #kisscam #laclippers #nba ♬ original sound - Am








@youaxv

It’s Friday and my son just wants to go home. But this turkey said, Nope!!! The kids were scared, they didn’t wanna get attacked πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

♬ original sound - youaxv








@maggiesnewfies.com #NewfoundlandDogs #NewfoundlandPuppies #NewfieLove #NewfoundlandBreed #fyp ♬ original sound - Maggie Bennett Newfie Havean








@latimes

The L.A. Zoo recently welcomed five baby great apes: three chimps, one orangutan and a gorilla. The breeding process can be lengthy and includes tactics like taking primates off birth control and training them to be comfortable with ultrasounds. @bexcastillo stopped by to learn more about the “baby boom.”

♬ original sound - The Los Angeles Times








@basil_chihuahua Parking himself to get his jacket on like it’s an F1 pit stop #dog #chihuahu #forumula1 #f1 #fyp ♬ Jackass Forever (Corona) - The Theme System




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