Saturday, January 24, 2026

Today's news and jokes

(Some stories from her latest newsletter: a local Community Health Service Center apologized for sending out an email reocmmending “Eat more dog meat”; an “underground” private tutoring operation in Beijing has been hit with a staggering fine of more than 67 million yuan (US$9.6 million) for offering after-school classes without official approval; local pig-slaughter feasts are getting shut down as too popular)













LA Times write-up









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— just Dave (@justdave.bsky.social) January 23, 2026 at 12:21 PM


Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

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— Jay Kirell (@jasonkirell.bsky.social) January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM


Before ICE, I never realized how much of "keeping the public safe" involved wrecking cars.

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— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM








Another one of those "stupid cyberpunk" things is how the people in economically disadvantaged countries who used to do things like sell World of Warcraft gold have moved on to ragebait farming on places like Twitter because of the revenue sharing makes it way more profitable

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— Sam (ABeardedPanda) (@abeardedpanda.bsky.social) January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM










("began buying multifamily buildings in the neighborhood near Detroit’s northern border in 2020. Today, all 21 buildings are either in receivership, foreclosed or highly distressed")



("LA transit agency seeks to override state law allowing more homes near train and bus lines")







According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...

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— WIRED (@wired.com) January 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM








Reportedly negotiated his own surrender in Mexico







According to an internal email to Washington Post sports staff, the paper isn't sending any reporters to cover the winter Olympics next month. The decision comes as major layoffs are expected in the coming weeks.

— max tani (@maxtani.bsky.social) January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
















I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays

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— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson.bsky.social) January 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM








("UFC Fighters Looking to Redo Contracts As Paramount+ Deal Begins")







("Dabo Swinney accuses Ole Miss... of tampering")















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@vidaa.buena I need the NEON/LED lines 😟 #fy #paratii #la #rain #fypシ゚viral ♬ original sound - Jbizzygaming








@chaktah.lhasaapso I love him so much lol #seniordog #lhasaapso #dogsoftiktok ♬ Austin Powers Theme (Soul Bossa Nova) - N.Y. Jazz Orchestra








@arashinnl I think it was only me that noticed that this seal was so sleepy but was trying to keep awake in the fish market in #galapagos . #travel #seal ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger








@jake_e_pi The look for dad is pure love. The look for me is: I know you see this. 😏🐾 #yorkielife #momvsdad #doghumor #dogsoftiktok ♬ next to me - leopardaudios




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