Saturday, June 13, 2026

Today's news and jokes













("Cal-OSHA has not released details on the latest safety complaint")















I suppose I could start with the fact that Susan Collins is not wearing seersucker, yet she apparently wants credit for it anyway. Her whole career in a photo.

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— Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 (@selfstyledsiren.bsky.social) June 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM











("has served as attorney general since 2023, is vying to be the state’s Republican nominee for the Oklahoma governor race this fall. The primary election is next week")







THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

— Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) June 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
















Oh man, RIP David Hockney. A modern master of form and (along with Michael Jordan) one of the most adept fax machine users of the 20th century.

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) June 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Water temple hate is generational gaslighting, that place is so cool

— Jon Cartwright (@jon.gvg.io) June 11, 2026 at 10:03 AM








The assassins creed eagle sound plays as i climb the the tallest building in a new city to scan for the closest arbys

— Truckstop Vigilante (@brenthor.bsky.social) May 26, 2024 at 12:46 PM








All the helmeted spacers in the cantina or Jabba’s palace are DoorDash guys.

— Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) June 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM








@akamaruwu_ he’s just happy to be included 🥺 #dogsoftiktok #maltese #velcrodog #petsoftiktok ♬ original sound - charles








@brandledandle hims not a stinky boy #dog #petsitter #deodorant #petsoftiktok #fyp ♬ Chopin Nocturne No. 2 Piano Mono - moshimo sound design




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