Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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this thread is brought to you by the time i told my partner about how napoleon sounded "fascinating" and he replied "no he just sounds autistic" and i then spent several hours trying to prove him wrong and only ended up compiling a list of various sensitivities he had or rigid routines he kept
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Not fact-checking any of this, those are the first and last parts of a long thread
Russian hackers were behind a cyberattack that crippled Jaguar Land Rover and delivered an estimated $2.5 billion hit to the UK economy, investigators concluded.
— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) June 26, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
— amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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What did y'all think anti-woke meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays?
— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) June 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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(That really is what he said)Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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This is one of my actual “unpopular but true” takes
— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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That job is not “appease non-voting perverts on microblogging websites”
— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Oh man. Riot partnering with the fascist streamer platform is extremely not good. www.riotgames.com/en/news/riot...
— Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) June 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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PlayStation is deleting over 500 purchased movies from its customers' accounts 🎞️ • Includes films like 'Terminator 2', 'Rambo', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Hot Fuzz', and 'Moonlight' • No mention of refunds • Comes after a licensing deal ended
— Culture Crave 🍿 (@culturecrave.co) June 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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This is it, this right here is the most respect paid to George Lucas' Vision of Starwars. Building your own 60s retro hover long ass hood greasermobile racer. https://t.co/DuWawhIDvn pic.twitter.com/FR1ezgtLAk
— The🌙Magician (@ArmoredNorman) June 24, 2026
Yup, my buddies stopped a woman walking by for the picture. From last Friday lol pic.twitter.com/hjFLoDZ776
— Devilhawk9 (@Bsaturno9) June 27, 2026
@strugglebusmcgee Every tragedy eventually becomes a gift shop if you wait long enough. Museum was pretty cool though. 10/10.
♬ suara asli - Sound MeMe
@ryleesliger my SPICY girl #catsoftiktok #spicycats #catmom ♬ Lucifer's Waltz - Secession Studios
@crowvsjack I think he’s hiding his stash from us… edit: ai warning comes from using the ai voice changer, promise everything else is real 😅 #crowvsjack #crowsoftiktok ♬ original sound - crowvsjack
@nestor.a.a.h Un dia normal en Valdivia!! arreando el ganado 😅😅😅😅#valdivia #lobosmarinos #regiondelosrios ♬ sonido original - Nestor Alexis
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