Tuesday, February 11, 2014

"I think my favorite is 'Shy (easy to seduce)' because I was 14 and had barely even kissed a boy"

Jessica Roy (now an adult) posted an excerpt from her 8th grade journal where she ranked three prospective boyfriends, and talked about the criteria she used:

I think my favorite is “Shy (easy to seduce)” because I was 14 and had barely even kissed a boy, so obviously I had no clue how to “seduce” anyone, unless “seducing” him included luring him into my parents’ basement with my sick clarinet skills, or bringing him to Limited Too so I could get a cheap suburban thrill from shoving low-slung flare jeans into my bag while he distracted the sales clerk. (Note: I still do not know how to seduce anyone.)