Thanos is really stepping up his fashion game 👌 pic.twitter.com/0KCnMADHbi— Adriel Wallick (@MsMinotaur) December 23, 2018
Time moves on, and all that, but it seems to me that modern ninja are getting a little less discrete. https://t.co/NQvfQZSIKT pic.twitter.com/61fA8a1Peh— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) December 23, 2018
Fantastic anecdote in @henrymance’s obit of Paddy Ashdown https://t.co/beV58TSWql pic.twitter.com/CT44eEOwlZ— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) December 22, 2018
you should have to solve hundreds of bad crossword puzzle clues if you want to join the ruling class— Italian Alex Pareene (@pareene) December 23, 2018
The closest I come to feeling like a hard boiled pulp detective is when waiters get tired of refilling my water and leave the pitcher at the table.— Minovsky (@MinovskyArticle) December 23, 2018
“You tweet so much about things that happen in Sephora why are you always at Sephora” ok I only LEAVE a Sephora to wander to a DIFFERENT SEPHORA because I like to use NICE MAKEUP but can not AFFORD IT the defense RESTS your HONOR— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 23, 2018
My friend just sent me her Christmas card... I’m impressed pic.twitter.com/XMA5Z3IFVB— Pieter Hanson (@Thatwasmymom) December 23, 2018
The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will— Splenda Pappy (@caroline_oreo) March 26, 2018
Ryan Kalil is tearfully laughing about the fact that, after 12 seasons, he learned today that he’s been putting on his game socks incorrectly for 12 years.— Jourdan Rodrigue (@JourdanRodrigue) December 23, 2018
Where the FUCK is the avocados 🥑— RDOT (@RADELORTIZ) December 22, 2018
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