Earlier I overheard my son say “the frog is the leader of the Muppets” and I can’t stop laughing about it— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 14, 2018
The 6yo figured out she can sneakily stick a note on someone’s back. But she doesn’t know they should say things like “kick me,” so they just have space facts on them.— Robert McNees (@mcnees) December 16, 2018
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER pic.twitter.com/8OJNsukram— sam (@_birdpaladin) December 13, 2018
reminder that Foreigner is blacklisted from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame over some petty shit that has never been properly explained pic.twitter.com/CLS29MB5iH— God Rest Klee Merry Gentlemen π (@MilesKlee) December 13, 2018
People can turn on their iPhone flashlight *so fast* in YouTube horror shorts.— Love Mactually (@macwrites) December 16, 2018
“are you subtweeting me?”— π merry kitmas π (@femmewitch) December 14, 2018
“i do subtweet sir”
“are you subtweeting me sir?”
(to mutual) “is the timeline discourse on my side if i say aye?”
“nay”
“no sir i do not subtweet at you but i subtweet sir!”
Alex just quietly handed me this bag and said, "the warning on here is very important". pic.twitter.com/B5n92xSuFt— Holly Green (@winnersusedrugs) December 15, 2018
the "i won't take off my hat in space" level of personal aesthetic pic.twitter.com/GBtlPPGaex— DπCFUTURE (@topherflorence) December 15, 2018
Legendary Drummer pic.twitter.com/BuJ6JiAp3f— Enlargeyournerd (@Enlargeyournerd) December 17, 2018
I feel bad for laughing πππ pic.twitter.com/pwetRwsjMu— Avry ✨ (@Avryyyy) December 17, 2018