My mother was a G when it came to non-whoopin punishments... took away all of my seasoning (no salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, sugar, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, etc)...for a week. Best believe I got my life in order as a 3rd grader— ‘Round the way Filet (@blakademic) December 19, 2018
Best trick shot in the history of billiards pic.twitter.com/Gz5jIhM78r— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) December 18, 2018
9. Unsettling pasta experience pic.twitter.com/Vc26LwyV2f— Kuura (@sieluritari) December 16, 2018
Stabbing a map with a dagger was the mic drop of ancient times— Eileen Curtright (@eileencurtright) May 15, 2015
Ron Perlman's wife is a jewelry designer named Opal Perlman and her maiden name was Stone so don't let anyone tell you your character names are too on the nose— 12 overripened plums (@shipyrds) December 19, 2018
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) December 20, 2018
I just saw a man pick up and carry 2 (TWO) golden retrievers. Large ones. One on each shoulder. He was saying, “You always do this. You SAID you wanted to go for a walk!” as he picked them up.— thefourthvine (@thefourthvine) December 20, 2018
Live your life with the blind confidence of David Boreanaz doing his Irish accent on Buffy— camilla whitehill (@camillavalerie_) December 12, 2018
i want a ghostbusters movie set in the immediate aftermath of the first one that’s about regular new yorkers grappling with the knowledge that the soul persists past the death of the body, but sometimes you end up as a green monster man— merritt k (@merrittk) December 20, 2018
I had a roommate in college who said, while we were watching Robocop: "That's my greatest fear, to be toyed with by scum." I think of that sentence frequently, usually while being toyed with by scum.— MKupperman (@MKupperman) December 16, 2018