My cat did not want to be at the vet today. So he kept sticking his head in this trash hole. I died. pic.twitter.com/Q3z4YoJJMa— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) December 19, 2018
The Taken trilogy is just like a divorced republican dad's fantasy:— Tall Daniel (@ItsDanSheehan) December 20, 2018
Taken: Europe is bad and full of guys trying to sell your daughter
Taken 2: Your ex wife needs you more than she knows
Taken 3: Your ex wife's new husband has been a villain all along
Gonna go out on a limb and say my family has been reading my tweets because for Christmas they sent me a tiny version of the hot Central Park duck pic.twitter.com/d2wsGjbSZO— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) December 20, 2018
TIL: Ohio State has an Abercrombie and Fitch Emergency Department https://t.co/8sxPtyV19r— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) December 19, 2018
okay so I work at kohls now and I usually ask people if they want to keep the hangers with their clothes, but I stumbled over my words and I shit you not I pointed directly at the hanger and said "is this a hanger?"— ethan (@_millerethan) December 19, 2018
if you see me staring into distance don't talk to me because i might be thinking about this clip that have been playing on 10 hours loop in my head pic.twitter.com/YVV6x7IYe9— let's get this lembas bread (@Iokified) December 12, 2018
Big Bird lives in an open garage and Snuffleupagus in the back yard maybe. This is all illegal.— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) December 13, 2018
I love how Naver Maps, one of South Korea's default geo services, just placed a fake mountain over the U.S. military headquarters in Seoul. pic.twitter.com/NrZAVXJF6z— Matt Stiles (@stiles) October 6, 2017
The truest thing about Scream is that a random man will shame and terrorize you about your knowledge of horror trivia.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 21, 2018
— elvia wilk (@3LVVIA) December 21, 2018