Doesn’t it look like the sun is giving this guy a shoulder rub pic.twitter.com/2a1qACLcId— Despachico (@_CHlCO) April 5, 2020
Random memory - when I was teaching (and before schools employed invigilators) us teachers would often get through exams by playing a very slow game of ‘it’ around the exam hall.— Mark O'Sullivan (@immarkosullivan) April 9, 2020
when you STEAL my TWEETS and get more LIKES than ME you take SEROTONIN I need for my BRAIN— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) April 9, 2020
When I was little my mom wrote a song for me &every so often I'll tell people about it &sing it for them. It's just a cute little jingle that's mostly my name &stuff about how she loves me. Then when I was in high school one of my friends confessed that she sings it to herself-— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) April 9, 2020
my poetry pamphlet is on sale now btw 🙈 you can get your very own copy of my FBI agent poems here: https://t.co/YPxNfYBycB pic.twitter.com/IgHkZItVAi— charlotte geater (@tambourine) February 25, 2020
Want to hear a funny story about something that happened to me this weekend? It concerns the internet, elephants, and the absurdity of online nostalgia.— Staymas Insidely (@shockproofbeats) April 7, 2020
This sign in my building has great energy and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/VHDrKhBPZh— Alayna Cole (@AlaynaMCole) April 9, 2020
this looks like a group of magi binding an evil djinn to a pentacle pic.twitter.com/ywSJQx0uFA— ça ira glass (@PercyYaBysshe) April 9, 2020
I would fall on the ground if a man did this to me. I would fall and not move. 💀 pic.twitter.com/YAcfFHCTO7— Uju (@Unwritten_uju) April 10, 2020
So here's a thread about a funny thing that happened just now— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 9, 2020
As the weather is good, we were out in the garden enjoying the evening sun. Our neighbours were out too. As were all our pets
Pickle was in our garden, the neighbour's dog was in theirs
As was their parrot
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MAJOR UPDATE— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 9, 2020
People seem to have really enjoyed the latest in Pickle's exploits, but some have doubted its truthfulness. It is ludicrous sounding admittedly, but the neighbours have been in touch, and...
WE HAVE PHOTOS! pic.twitter.com/TSlvjvBv2z
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