Remember in elementary school when all of the hallways were 300 hundred feet tall and my dad was 7’4”? https://t.co/w5bHHV8jnd— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 10, 2020
Today we remember how Christ, betrayed by his fake friends, took the L and deactivated, only to reactivate like 72 hours later.— Boletaria Corpsemouth (@bombsfall) April 10, 2020
— Good Faces (@good_faces_bot) April 9, 2020
threedollars pic.twitter.com/rC6UyIGU6W— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) April 10, 2020
i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!— Apathetic (@Asleep2000) April 9, 2020
This is like when you need scissors to open a packet of new scissors ... pic.twitter.com/UsQVx1wasF— Laura (@ElleEmSee) April 10, 2020
six of nine— Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) April 10, 2020
So the Navy really botched their coronavirus outbreak but I have confidence in the Air Force and the command of Chief Cum pic.twitter.com/hS2xkBAXqw— Damon Agnos (@damonagnos) April 9, 2020
Everytime someone gets in the bath tub, Blue figures he needs to be in there as well. pic.twitter.com/4TlWtJ2vvl— Will (@B85HOTBOD) April 10, 2020
So to everyone that thinks I'm voluntarily bathing with my dog happily, no. Read the thread. My dog is a little jerk and we have to be aware of where he is at before we try to take a bath every single time. pic.twitter.com/hO9KTRBUY7— Will (@B85HOTBOD) April 10, 2020
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