I’ve been looking for a heating pad that won’t fly away when a lab tech with a leaf blower wanders into my bedroom. Problem solved!! pic.twitter.com/Yxzv1xaHob— Noel Murray (@NoelMu) April 15, 2020
BREAKING - Quibi tumbled out of US iPhone Top 60 and is trails an app that simulates cutting colored cakes of sand so you can hear the rustling sound which eases the sheer pain of existing. pic.twitter.com/TRcmpDKjtz— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) April 15, 2020
Losing my fucking MIND at this Quibi show where actual Emmy winner Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman obsessed with her golden arm pic.twitter.com/rSfqCv75SG— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 15, 2020
Who should be on the back of the trillion dollar coins? The obvious candidate is Vince Carter dunking over that seven foot tall French guy at the Sydney Olympics, but I'd be open to suggestions.— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 16, 2020
The now TikTok famous dancing pallbearers from Ghana ⚰️ pic.twitter.com/cKDCxDig7s— BBC News Africa (@BBCAfrica) April 16, 2020
keep your pictures from when you were 20 i want your screen names from when you were 10 https://t.co/KmFmHQ3vWe— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) April 16, 2020
The 2nd comment was just unecessary. pic.twitter.com/AknvdSk2k8— Venom (@WorldBoss617) April 15, 2020
i heard a light knock on my door and went to answer it and it was my landlords’ dog bringing me a stick ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/mXwcOsXi9Z— alanna (@alanna) April 15, 2020
Pre-pandemic, my dog got treats when I left for work. Now she gets treats when I go to my desk. I've accidentally trained her to be my supervisor. This is her waiting in my office for me to stop eating lunch: pic.twitter.com/lGA1vdPaFN— Jason W. Shapiro (@coevoeco) April 15, 2020
We taped a square on the rug and the cat refuses to leave it for even a second. pic.twitter.com/41yNJY0kSU— Max Burns (@themaxburns) April 15, 2020
MY GOLDEN WOULD DO THIS 😂😠he was so fat, we’d walk him down the street and then have someone drive down to get us back up 😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚😠https://t.co/dKII4dyVLJ— sarah marie cintron (@sarahmcintron) April 15, 2020
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