boutta ask my mom if her offer to “slap me into next year” is still available— Corn 🦦 (@sn00ted) April 6, 2020
Just so no one thinks this is sad, my dog adores him and is more than happy to act like she owns his place.— ErinEph (@ErinEph) April 3, 2020
The sad news about Honor Blackman reminded me to search out a wryly scathing letter she once wrote to the Guardian picture desk, which I saved from being put in the rubbish bin during the newspaper’s move to new offices nearly a decade ago. pic.twitter.com/ek18LEAsQv— Tony Paley (@tpaleyfilm) April 6, 2020
We asked our daughter to design an Easter card and she came back with this pic.twitter.com/ItxMBsIdgU— Cam Williams (@MrCamW) April 5, 2020
Indiana Jones was more interested in a lump of worked gold than he was in the fact that a pre-modern central american civilization could build a trap that knows when you are standing in front of a shaft of sunlight— Catdad, la grande peste 🐈 (@catdadaeternal) April 5, 2020
My YouTube ads are now like 80% Masterclass, and every day the absurdly high calibre of each one becomes more comical, at this point it's just like: in his first Masterclass, Mohamed bin Salman on consolidating power in your oil kingdom....— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 6, 2020
is this a fetish thing? like are you sitting here reading the replies calling you an ignorant little man with an embarrassingly childlike palate and tiny worldview and getting off on it?— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) April 6, 2020
This afternoon will mark the fifth anniversary of an all-time great headline. pic.twitter.com/tf423xP6hv— Ethan Chiel (@ethanchiel) April 6, 2020
this is saint, he's still figuring out this whole drinking thing— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) April 6, 2020
(saint.thegsd IG) pic.twitter.com/rIDJg5aeLK
I CANT DEAL 😭😭😭😭😭 she tells the last dog to also take the cat and fhdhfbdkfjfhfn https://t.co/scaHPWJHnq— lae (@axelsandwich) April 4, 2020
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