The PCs are unable to salvage peace talks between a dwarf clan and an elf tribe after a dwarf stands up and shouts "this elf eating lembas bread" and everybody laughs.— Bad D&D Plot Hooks (@badDNDhooks) July 17, 2020
After an extensive search, the PCs find a baker in Silverymoon who can make realistic gore out of fondant to celebrate the barbarian's one millionth slaying.— Bad D&D Plot Hooks (@badDNDhooks) July 12, 2020
The PCs politely ask the monk to stop doing the Naruto run in public.— Bad D&D Plot Hooks (@badDNDhooks) July 11, 2020
The PCs are tasked with stopping the necromancer Vassor Ebonmort's annual fundraiser, which, ugh, yes, is called The Skelethon.— Bad D&D Plot Hooks (@badDNDhooks) June 30, 2020
Having finally achieved the rank of archmage, the party wizard discovers there is one final, secret rank yet to earn: hashtag GIRLBOSS.— Bad D&D Plot Hooks (@badDNDhooks) July 9, 2020
The PCs encounter a rare group of beautiful male nymphs doing flexes in a river--or, as they are sometimes known, himphs.— Bad D&D Plot Hooks (@badDNDhooks) July 10, 2020
