Deeply obsessed with our new wallpaper 💕👽 pic.twitter.com/QYQGc05XMR— Bea Koch (@bearosekoch) July 23, 2020
Replace the cutouts with cardboard headstones after they get hit. https://t.co/kQX355rKX3— Dude Disgruntled (@dudedisgruntled) July 26, 2020
My Grandma recently learned how iMessage text effects work, so naturally I’ve been documenting her using them inappropriately pic.twitter.com/VTaZoWND7t— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) July 26, 2020
King: go ahead frank tell them that scary story you told me— The Midnight Society (@midnight_pals) July 27, 2020
Baum: i don't understand, i don't tell scary stories
Baum: i tell stories to delight children
King: they're all about decapitations
Baum:
Baum: well kids love decapitations
Baum: I tell tales for kids— The Midnight Society (@midnight_pals) July 27, 2020
Baum: like my story re a guy cursed to decapitate himself & rebuild himself as an undying metal golem
Barker: badass
Poe: how is THAT appropriate for kids
John Bellairs: seems fine to me
Poe: yeah john we all know what YOU think is appropriate for kids
Me: I hate it when sci fi books make up a bunch of dumb words for normal stuff— Ben Coleman (@OhColeman) July 24, 2020
Also me: I hope the airbnb roku has the good hulu
when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born #TrainTwitter pic.twitter.com/Q4WkSHIe86— Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh) July 23, 2020
yes im an outfit repeater i like to feel like im in a cartoon ❤️— ah meanie (@angrybIackgirI) July 23, 2020
The TikTok algo isn't designed to figure out your current interests. It's design to figure out and exploit your ✨traumas✨— Kalhan (@KalhanR) July 23, 2020
"u must be fun at parties" buddy i am not fun anywhere— james (@videojames_) July 23, 2020
Do you get anxiety going new places not knowing the parking situation or are you normal?— Ali Jordan (@Ali_jordan1) July 22, 2020
The acting Honolulu prosecutor mentioned he implemented a suggestion box for employees to share ideas and/or report wrongdoing by peers. So, I filed a records request for the submissions and got them today.— Christina Jedra (@ChristinaJedra) July 23, 2020
I have to say this wasn't what I was expecting... pic.twitter.com/gMjeAQwWQB
The best way to put any future plans in proper perspective. pic.twitter.com/ksizGkbJ1h— Dr. Kevork Oskanian (@DrKevorkO) July 21, 2020
Life, accurately depicted. pic.twitter.com/wDvcHnLsWI— Simon Carless (@simoncarless) July 24, 2020
Owls are cats of the air pic.twitter.com/i0l0ZxcoaF— hufftons (@hufftons) July 24, 2020
Watch this little warthog grow up obsessed with her dog big brother 😍 pic.twitter.com/UdQ03MsXjY— The Dodo (@dodo) July 26, 2020
A moose stealing apples from someone's backyard taking out an automated lawn mower pic.twitter.com/aHSDF1m0eE— Nature is Lit🔥 (@NaturelsLit) July 24, 2020
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