i ordered gummy vitamins and the package sat in the sun so they all melted into one big vitamin that i take a bite of every day like an apple pic.twitter.com/TfUPLL2PQl— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) July 24, 2020
The new Florida Ave. Whole Foods features an onion bar. pic.twitter.com/ebv9xQXFMj— Jacob Fenston (@JacobFenston) July 23, 2020
Girls with Ouija board: omg ok does Josh have a crush on Katie— Sophie (@jil_slander) July 25, 2020
Me, the spirit of a Medieval serf: man I don't fuckin know. Sure
I want an HBO series about Joanna the Mad and a Better Call Saul-type AMC show about Hell and Velvet, the Bruegel brothers pic.twitter.com/hnlFONovY8— Lili Loofbourow (@Millicentsomer) July 25, 2020
sometimes it do be like that pic.twitter.com/VGZeJCyhKd— karen han (@karenyhan) June 17, 2020
I miss tumblr so much pic.twitter.com/2mVKR9ACIe— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) July 26, 2020
Map shows the first word of each European anthem. Source: https://t.co/nVJeHFGRfN pic.twitter.com/TgzD3py3jW— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) October 16, 2019
ranking various judas betrayal kisses based on how homoerotic i think they are: a thread i am certainly going to hell for— 💗💒💗 @ 2 DAYS TIL BDAY!! (@princessxemnas) July 27, 2020
I genuinely have no clue what other kids were doing during my childhood while I talked shit with the parents. my brother ran up to me one time and screamed "get your bike, we're looking for frogs!"— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 24, 2020
are you insane? I’m trying to talk with Brent's mom about her divorce.
My boyfriend doesn’t like my new shirt 😂 pic.twitter.com/10jSWtnMJW— Cherrie Sorbet 🍒 on Twitch 🍒 (@CherrieSorbet) July 24, 2020
Cat’s first taste of ice cream... pic.twitter.com/ekOWVMPgES— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 28, 2020
I like to massage the dog.— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 26, 2020
Don’t tell anyone though.
It’s on a knead-to-know basis. pic.twitter.com/svQvF3ZzC0
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