there should be no limits to how dim I can make my phone screen. I’m an adult— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) July 13, 2020
I find it really, really funny that Pilates was invented by a dude who was straight-up named Joseph Pilates. pic.twitter.com/lbQlUHTNiK— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) February 13, 2018
Adding this: burpees. Invented by a man named Royal Burpee.— PJ Holden (@pauljholden) July 19, 2020
This is how imagine the advertisements for the John Wick universe are https://t.co/23vwdx7TQa— Stormin’ Norman (@ToureDeTrap) July 14, 2020
I'm never leaving twitter. pic.twitter.com/gaNYzCPkCs— Lesego Semenya (@LesDaChef) July 13, 2020
Revenge is a dish best served at whatever temperature is most likely to cause food poisoning.— Martha Brockenbrough (@mbrockenbrough) July 14, 2020
Living for Kaiju suit actors doing their own roars during filming pic.twitter.com/mUBeQoBRNe— HakaiderTOP (@Htop_Gunder) July 14, 2020
who’s grandma is this and why is she so good at editing pic.twitter.com/A0SwrWh3Zu— 𝕯𝖎𝖙𝖆 (@bbydita) July 13, 2020
sorry I left you on read, I didn't mean to open it— Abdi (@Abdithugger) July 11, 2020
caught my husband staring into space and when I asked him what he was thinking he said “what if we had a sectional like doc antle”— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) July 12, 2020
— valeska (@iatemuggles) July 17, 2020
Bruce Lee punching a guy through a wall and leaving a Looney Tunes outline of his body in his wake is the coolest shit. pic.twitter.com/KskzWMWErq— Minovsky (@MinovskyArticle) April 13, 2020
this deserves an oscar pic.twitter.com/Vi2RCv57QL— queen of bitch island (@kittynouveau) July 18, 2020
"SHOO!" A California family came face to face with a bear that tried – ultimately unsuccessfully – to enter their home through a window. https://t.co/dpiAWCPVdz pic.twitter.com/A9q1t5P5pl— ABC News (@ABC) July 16, 2020
Uh oh! This isn’t SOUPost to happen!— Humane Animal Rescue (@HARSavesLives) July 14, 2020
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Our newest wildlife patient was found in Braddock this morning with a soup can stuck on his head! Our wildlife rehabbers wasted no time in freeing the little guy, who was clearly regretting his decision. [1/3] pic.twitter.com/nFe0Mr9ZnK
Inadequately-sized window of the day. pic.twitter.com/4uWC8YR06A— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 17, 2020
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