Broke: cards against humanity— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) June 28, 2020
Woke: the knockoff game I bought called Giddy Up where a card describes a horse and you play which pretty horse card you think best suits the story pic.twitter.com/jcWbTwtZdo
"Virgos are good bus drivers and— Patric Reynolds (@patric_reynolds) July 2, 2020
P I M P S"
Absolutely stunning how accurate all of these are... https://t.co/UDziMkH2Wx
Around 2000, scientists first noticed a strange new song among white-throated sparrows in western Canada. Then, they realized it was spreading.— Sarah Zhang (@sarahzhang) July 2, 2020
This new song type is taking over the entire country! https://t.co/opRq7haIH3
so... a tweet that went viral?— truth coming out of Danielle to shame mankind (@Danielle_J_Thom) July 2, 2020
I went to see Sweeney Todd and it was PACKED with groups of guys. I checked the description and realised the cinema hadn't included it was a musical so it just read "serial killer takes over London."— natalie tran (@natalietran) June 28, 2020
After two songs one guy said out loud "I think they're going to keep singing" https://t.co/sM0xIjJv3N
Went to a bagel place in Detroit and the they gave me my giant iced coffee in a paper cup, like perverts. This is a strange and hostile land and I long to return home to decency pic.twitter.com/AU43W3h9X7— Tom Gara (@tomgara) June 28, 2020
The four horsemen of typography pic.twitter.com/paQIpwEIjp— Attack and Dethrone God™ | 1312 (@xXPradaPrinceXx) June 27, 2020
hi, excuse me, good morning, I need you to know that Nelson Mandela had personal stationery with Garfield on it (thx @claytonchirping) pic.twitter.com/B1N2btVu27— Jacqobin Magazine (@DearSplenda) June 27, 2020
Such a good quote pic.twitter.com/M5pyJb50Q3— Sam Dean 🦅 (@SamAugustDean) June 28, 2020
introvert be like "I know a spot" and then go home— shpongle (@guitarnahiaata) June 27, 2020
My Berkeley @Nextdoor group has discovered that cats roam around and sometimes kill birds and is going berserk because Berkeley.— Chris Anderson (@chr1sa) June 28, 2020
Here's the cat "enrichment tent" that they recommend instead of letting them wander around the back yard pic.twitter.com/KwrqkRIFAv
Two Marines Moving, base edition pic.twitter.com/w01f2NGniE— Observation Post (@MilitaryTimesOP) June 28, 2020
Hot squirrel of the day. pic.twitter.com/mByRDHHepp— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 1, 2020
Wait for it pic.twitter.com/Npl1Jc9726— Amrith Shanbhag ✊🏽 (@amrith) July 2, 2020
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