“not today satan,” i mumble as i lay out the red carpet for u guessed it, satan— rahel (@cnqmdi) July 24, 2020
Seeing the Larry Bird trend on Twitter made me paranoid that he had died or something but it's just people talking about how he looks like a tomato pic.twitter.com/HwBbprJC4B— Jordy ๐ฎ The Last of Us Part II (@JordyD127) August 2, 2020
The US healthcare system https://t.co/AsaFy7FY5D— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) August 2, 2020
The "Guy Running Stone Pillars" video, but at the end they pan down and the ground is littered with hundreds of his bloody shirtless clone predecessors, like in The Prestige.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 2, 2020
Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognize the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 2, 2020
Whenever I've been asked what my dream project would be for a Collector's Edition Blu-ray, it's this... and it's happening. pic.twitter.com/9JoXCeDnWz— Anthony Nield (@antnield) April 2, 2020
One of the best inscriptions of all time. @AlLeiter22 signs his 1988 card “This is not me!” It’s actually his brother Mark and was a desirable error at the time to get in packs. pic.twitter.com/OvHJ0Wq0e9— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 31, 2020
— Nick Miller (@NickMillerMusic) July 31, 2020
The Gransta underground shopping arcade in Tokyo Station, due to open next week, has water-themed toilets. If you are desperate to go, and there's a long queue, I not sure you want a pane of running water next to you. pic.twitter.com/m1XhZuG2Y5— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) July 31, 2020
These dudes are putting roller blade wheels on their desk chairs and simply gliding through lifehttps://t.co/DNqCIN0bw2— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) July 31, 2020
I saw this windshield shade in Kansas City when I was 9 years old and lost my goddamn mind. pic.twitter.com/3qZYaNCipX— Paul Rust (@paulrust) July 31, 2020
a personal fave of mine pic.twitter.com/yaCrCWdaO1— Nicole Wiegand (@nicolemwiegand) July 31, 2020
take me back to the days..... of ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/dpPjtfFGkE— แดIOแแฉ • BLM (@fionais__online) July 31, 2020
'Fox Found with Impressive Shoe Collection' is a news headline worth waking up for. ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ก๐ขhttps://t.co/jt7bcGqxho pic.twitter.com/KBpMRjq8iw— Deadly Knitshade is overthinking this (@deadlyknitshade) August 1, 2020
this week’s dog video is of Arnie, who got to show his tiger friend to the window washer pic.twitter.com/cbjJm4ASyy— We Print Video (@infiniteobjects) July 31, 2020
There’s an enormous, leggy Rottweiler named Maurice in my apartment complex. He’s terrified of every tiny dog and I recently had the pleasure of hearing his owner say “GET IT TOGETHER, MAURICE” as she picked him up to carry him past a chihuahua whose path he refused to cross. https://t.co/uwBQG6rcjC— Kellie Herson (@kellieherson) July 31, 2020
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