7-foot-3 Boban Marjanovic said last night his parents are 5-foot-3 and 5-foot-4. For perspective, his wife Milica is 5-foot-5. pic.twitter.com/XqgVrimpD4— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 20, 2020
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Nothing but love for Dallas. #WearTheMask
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The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 17, 2020
— i love it when you call my name (@ex_aItiora) August 18, 2020
A lot of relationship problems can be fixed by thinking of yourself as the B story.— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) August 18, 2020
"died at age 194, surrounded by its offshoots" https://t.co/NTaBA58qfS— Sarah Zhang (@sarahzhang) August 18, 2020
this made my jaw drop pic.twitter.com/PoaHX6X2yS— mammas (@cutefatbitch00) August 17, 2020
you think you can hurt my feelings? i’ve been the least favourite in every single friendship group i’ve had since i was 8— melπ§πΌ♀️ (@ifibbelieveyou) August 15, 2020
Hansel Culture https://t.co/oY4Atagrd0— John Hudson (@John_Hudson) August 16, 2020
Ms Frizzle is a time traveler who got Liz the lizard from the prehistoric era and the school bus from the distant future. Breathe if you agree— Deb Lee @ illustration hell (@jdebbiel) August 17, 2020
Teams should be able to cash in their makeup games against the Cardinals anytime, like a Money In The Bank match. Imagine a team rolling up in St. Louis right after the Cards have played a doubleheader. “Let’s play three, assholes.”— Barry Petchesky (@barry) August 18, 2020
My porch light kept coming on and I was wondering why. I go to the door to see what's up thinking it could be a deer and see this. Why are they even together? I have so many questions. Why is my backyard constantly looking like Over The Hedge? I'm in confusion. pic.twitter.com/FWc0TWkAqF— Tezz (@SwaggedOut_Taco) August 17, 2020
Look at him just chilling with a frog hat π₯Ί pic.twitter.com/NY6fUmUdym— Chris DeLaBarrio (@ChrisDeLaBarrio) August 17, 2020
γγ¨γγ pic.twitter.com/Na1FtxBFYO— η΅γγγ³ / KUMUman (@Kumuman_pr) August 18, 2020
This video of pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet https://t.co/XknWMhEMbk pic.twitter.com/pl1xPh19hP— Kyle Hill (@Sci_Phile) August 19, 2020
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