I got tired of sweat dripping down my face so I invented these sweat gutters to deflect all of my sweat. pic.twitter.com/CM23rlpbwe— Unnecessary Inventions (@mattyxb) August 18, 2020
I got tired of people not being able to hear me with my mask on, so I built a mask with a megaphone built into it. pic.twitter.com/xTZLHkvr4M— Unnecessary Inventions (@mattyxb) August 23, 2020
Here in Vermont they outlawed bags at the grocery store, so I designed a hoodie that turns into a hands free shopping bag. Welcome to your new life as a shopping cart. pic.twitter.com/vgRwr0IahA— Unnecessary Inventions (@mattyxb) August 19, 2020
we used to get off the school bus on the opposite side of the street from my house. one time we got off and the driver said “you live on the other side right” and we said “yeah” and he said “oh it’s on fire” and drove off and as the bus pulled away we saw our house in flames— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) August 17, 2020
Am I losing my mind or is the perspective on this photo weird, or is this the worlds largest car??? pic.twitter.com/Ta6YuHvWUN— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) August 23, 2020
There’s HOW MANY bullets fired in ‘The Matrix’????https://t.co/kU765UuJMN— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) August 22, 2020
the year is 2050. over two thirds of the adult population of the world has played Batman. you, personally, are locked into a four movie deal to play Batman— Imogen West-Knights (@ImogenWK) August 23, 2020
I would do the same thing if I were Beyoncé's cameraman pic.twitter.com/M8RmWdy3zj— ️️patrick (@yonceflow) August 21, 2020
light it up like dynamite! 🧨 pic.twitter.com/zFlbSZSe6X— ⁷ (@motsdesi) August 23, 2020
I invested in a gallon water bottle because I am perpetually dehydrated and I think this was a mistake pic.twitter.com/eHRoxYVFYC— Kalhan (@KalhanR) August 23, 2020
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"Obviously, I'm aware of Archimedes' principle - that any object, wholly or partially immersed in a fluid, is buoyed up by a force equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by the object, but what if I hit that object with my paw?" - Kitten. pic.twitter.com/d6EDUuMTEZ— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) August 23, 2020
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