Me, reading Faulkner: Some of these characters have really implausible first names!
— A Feast for Dermestids (@colindickey) November 29, 2020
The South: pic.twitter.com/U9IzCUilIJ
Every guitar solo is extremely funny. Like stopping to do push ups in the middle of a conversation
— Pickle Rick Owens (@GokuSpiritBong) November 22, 2020
congratulations especially to the little girl in her stroller this morning who pointed to my dog and proudly announced “pig”
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) November 28, 2020
my son's constant refrain of "not scared moana, daddy" has me asking a lot of questions already answered by his claims not to be scared by the film moana.
— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) November 29, 2020
Close the schools and send the children to bars.
— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) November 29, 2020
This is a real designation.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 29, 2020
CONTAGIOUS DISEASE PRACTICE SQUAD ELEVATION. https://t.co/a2UjKDRGma
i don’t believe that st louis is real pic.twitter.com/QIsJemRb6F
— غارفيلد (@yungdialectic) November 28, 2020
they have the same middle name too wow https://t.co/KGLUGdEg6d
— golden hates cops (@GOLDENCGP) November 28, 2020
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) November 29, 2020
Teddy has made friends with an Ermine that lives in these rocks. They say hi every morning. pic.twitter.com/lMEo8NPu1w
— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) November 29, 2020
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