I’ve read too many fairy takes to fall for this obvious ruse by that crafty old witch who lives in the woods pic.twitter.com/T0cXsYZC6F— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) March 15, 2022
New policy proposal: end the sanctions on Russian oligarchs, but only if they can prove to anti-money-laundering authorities that the cash they’re spending in the UK was siphoned from the Russian military https://t.co/YLC1djkd24— wine time fridays (@alexhern) March 18, 2022
The state of #Kremlin invasion propaganda:— John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton) March 18, 2022
Russian MOD posts a vid on Twitter & FB.
Claim video shows a TaCtIcAl LaNdInG!
Must've forgotten to edit the audio.
You can hear the Russian pilot yelling "I've been hit... guys I'm making a forced [landing]" pic.twitter.com/fRlYln74pP
Of course. Every tactical is preceded by "celebration lights" which totally aren't Master Caution warnings pic.twitter.com/mCmDFmqfRU— David (@paddy_de) March 18, 2022
And upon landing you gotta pull the mission success handle which totally isn't a fire extinguisher lever pic.twitter.com/FJVflSm3uu— David (@paddy_de) March 18, 2022
really enjoying how NFTs empower companies to take something nostalgic, lovely, representative of happier, simpler times and converting it into an emblem of our dumb, bleak, and deeply cynical techno-present https://t.co/voZhZ6MZXw— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) March 18, 2022
My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.— Brianne M. Kohl (@BrianneKohl) March 18, 2022
ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
This new Steven Adams angle with the casual hands behind the back makes the play even better… pic.twitter.com/dbFvtRzGiW— Steven Adams Stats (@funakistats) March 18, 2022
I'm putting (not satanic) on all my eBay listings now. pic.twitter.com/xCw4XCzJRY— Mean Old Daddy (@joemuggs) March 15, 2022
You have $20 which gamecube games do you pick up pic.twitter.com/eNVxJHG16n— Káiser Pudú ♡♪!? (@KaiserPudu) March 7, 2022
At one point during production my manager worked from her childhood home and during a zoom showed us the Legolas cardboard cutout still in her bedroom. Me and five other women on the anim team all unmuted at the same time to shout we also had that exact cutout https://t.co/B9TNrIIQyq— Janel Drewis (@the_jan_man) March 14, 2022
I stayed at someone’s house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep… cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can’t “put a cat to bed”?! The cat just… gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.— Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) March 13, 2022
Non-cat owners, feeling something wet and rough on their faces in the night: this is it I'm being chloroformed I'm dead for sure— Vico (@VicoWhitmore) March 15, 2022
Cat owners, feeling something wet and rough on their faces in the night: Banana I do not need to be groomed please let me sleep.
@krause.media My Smart Phone Product Photography Course opens for enrollment tomorrow! Link in bio! #photographytipsandtricks #photographyhacks #iphonephotography ♬ Little Bitty Pretty One - Thurston Harris
@courtneyhasalotofcats The drama is real with #fitzgeraldgrantthecat ♬ original sound - Courtney Lewis
@champgsd #champgsd #fyp #germanshepherd #schutzhund #sturmfalken #dogtraining #servicedog #servicedoglife ♬ original sound - ChampGSD
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