Absolutely awesome and the best possible use of “touch grass” pic.twitter.com/d7im0gLBEo
— Cabel (@cabel) March 21, 2022
To finish their media availability, Browns owners Jimmy and Dee Haslam said they involved their daughters in the decision-making with Kevin Stefanski, Andrew Berry and Paul DePodesta. Jimmy said he got (and took) advice to give Dee and his daughters veto power over the trade.
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) March 25, 2022
Here’s Deshaun Watson saying he didn’t know about $230 million contract before deciding to sign with the Browns pic.twitter.com/wJUorLucUN
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) March 25, 2022
YES THAT'S THE BEST PICTURE YES LET'S GO WITH THAT pic.twitter.com/dMUGJihugO
— Al Murray - DKMS.ORG.UK ๐บ๐ฆ (@almurray) March 23, 2022
The ongoing saga of JK Rowling being such a cartoonishly evil bigot that totalitarian dictators now identify with her is the best joke. It's better than fiction
— Angry Gay Yeehaw (@RealDorianDawes) March 25, 2022
An oak tree in Russia, said to have been planted 198 years ago by the novelist Ivan Turgenev, was disqualified from the European Tree of the Year competition over the country’s invasion of Ukraine. A 400-year-old oak tree in Poland took the top spot.https://t.co/S8z2bR6JYw
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 24, 2022
accountant just googled “how to tax NFTs” right in front of me
— austinvisual (@austinjscho) March 24, 2022
i’m going to prison
It’s Opening Day in Japan, here’s how Nippon Ham Fighters Big Boss Tsuyoshi Shinjo entered his first game.
— Michael Mayer (@mikemayer22) March 25, 2022
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(Possible explanation.)This is so great pic.twitter.com/YoyW5TaYNW
— ส •แดฅ•ส (@uggglie) March 21, 2022
best day in latvia pic.twitter.com/16mKWDzHHX
— Leili (@laternapoiss) March 23, 2022
Freddy Krueger, visibly frustrated: just go to sleep its 3 am damnit!
— mudman๐ท๐บ๐ท๐ธ (@MUDM4NI4) January 12, 2022
JSON watching Spy Kids 3: hahuh muhfuckin Sylgester Stallone in a robot! #bestmovieever??
“We exchanged a hint of alpha” might be the funniest thing he’s ever written. https://t.co/fqU39zMC4c
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) March 14, 2022
it rocks that one of the greatest ever is gonna spend the twilight of his prime only playing in 500 events called like the Exxon Human Rights Abuses Open
— Vernon Maxwell's Silver Hammer (@notdylm) March 9, 2022
wifes don't know how to smush the trash down into the trash can so you can go an extra day or two without taking the trash out. fortunately, husbands are fucking insane at trash smushing.
— bobby (@bobby) March 11, 2022
@cpjcreates That one time I taught a student who was just as competitive as I am. ๐คฃ๐ฏ♀️๐๐ผ♀️ #teachertok #teacheredition #competitivemuch #fitbitproblems #fyp ♬ Crazy - Patsy Cline
@beastie25 #fyp ♬ original sound - Jacob Sutherland
@mayreeezy I’m just gonna gonna go right ahead .. #babyanddog #pitbull #bully #extendedwarranty ♬ original sound - jaycehardy
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