bought some compression socks and this is top tier graphic design
— Ashley ✨🎙 (@AshleyEsqueda) March 19, 2022
endless possibilities, indeed pic.twitter.com/LFbhTWB5QR
Imagine doing your shift in Sainsbury's and one of Rishi's advisors comes over to see you if they can borrow your car. "One of the managers says you have a normal car, like a Kia or something? Like some sort of loser car?"
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 24, 2022
Eric Adams could withstand Kyrie not playing because nobody cares about the Nets, but he couldn't afford to not let Aaron Judge play home games
— PK (@kramerp33) March 23, 2022
If you can't tell when a brand tweets out a carefully selected clip of a stand-up special because they know it'll create a little culture war shitstorm and give that special a ton of free publicity and awareness, you just might be a redneck.
— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) March 23, 2022
Lol pic.twitter.com/0TZHz3UAEX
— goblin mode qt (@GrrlGhost) March 23, 2022
Reminder that "Reese Witherspoon" is actually her whole last name which is a combination of her fathers last name and her mothers maiden name. Her real name is Laura Jeanne lol https://t.co/ALQs2VCl2m
— The Last 🔝 (@LikeMike_911) March 22, 2022
When I was doing on-campus job interviews at HLS, the senior partner of a NYC law firm asked me, “How do you feel about marriage?” I mentally kissed the job goodbye, laughed coquettishly, leaned forward, and purred, “This is so sudden.” He dropped his coffee.
— CCJ (@NastyOldWomyn) March 23, 2022
The Four Apostrophe’s’ of the apocalypseses’s’ pic.twitter.com/iMdCI5SKaO
— Big Lhist (@biglhist) March 22, 2022
👀 2 AÑOS SUSPENDIDO 🚫
— Tercer Cuarto (@Tercer_Cuarto) March 22, 2022
Fuera de toda competición de la liga 🇲🇽 ONEFA, ha quedado fuera el Coach de 🏹 Cheyennes ESIME que se vio implicado en esta jugada el pasado Viernes en el 🏟 Estadio Gaspar Mass.
📹 CANAL 53 #HablemosDeFootball🗣🏈 pic.twitter.com/r3X5iPDb0g
Cartoons today vs cartoons when I was a kid: pic.twitter.com/0AUESWVaoq
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) March 23, 2022
"Ungh" pic.twitter.com/6TJaQiQ0Iu
— OVERHEAD-BEND DILETTANTE (@NightmareModeGo) March 18, 2022
But back to marketing the game in 1990, well, looks like they knew what they were doing... (from https://t.co/UrJr7zz0bX) pic.twitter.com/lZYF1EwIDf
— Michael Stearns (@rvr67michael) January 16, 2020
This is a book about forensics but I really want it to be the basis for a hard-boiled TV show about two shotgun-wielding, labcoat-wearing scientists taking on the Mob. pic.twitter.com/L9DtJbTc1o
— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) March 18, 2022
wayfair has tons of chairs and tables and other easily identifiable items but they exclusively show me ads for things that I can’t even begin to describe. what are any of these pic.twitter.com/mIdq3oqOcX
— Walter Cool (@KrangTNelson) March 19, 2022
This has been on Wikipedia for more than a year. https://t.co/wp8slQbClD pic.twitter.com/SgYBxOLRY9
— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) March 17, 2022
If you wear a falconry glove to the park and frantically look around the sky everyone with a small dog will leave.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) March 18, 2022
@d3azy_21 Happens to the best of us😅 #fyp #polevault ♬ NESLY CRUNCH - I don’t post anymore
@moximoments Little thief is on another planet 😅😳 #baddog #highasakite #naughtypets ♬ Because I Got High - Afroman
@taycpagan Must hold dad’s hand!! #VenmoSpringBreak #AerieREAL #needydog #macysownyourstyle #puptok #rescuedog ♬ Funny Song - Cavendish Music
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