That’s craftsmanship. pic.twitter.com/TbudybANi5
— Noah Corbett (@mrncorbett) March 10, 2022
The rest of the request, which is more or less please give us a new 21st century army, makes me think [Pakled voice] "Send us things. Things that help us go. We are strong."
— Funranium Labs (@funranium) March 14, 2022
Lots of police for a few squatters. But you've got to wonder how many of them are MI5 black baggers taking an opportunity to have a good look around. https://t.co/Z1nah7t2z3
— Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) March 14, 2022
poor twitter tries so hard to add new features but nobody cares, all anyone here wants is to post our little sentences and be insane
— Just Hanging Out (@InternetHippo) January 20, 2022
Mitch Trubisky is so good he took the Bears to the playoffs and made Matt Nagy coach of the year. Just facts.
— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) March 14, 2022
— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) March 14, 2022
Doritos removed 5 chips from each bag, Bounty trimmed its rolls by 3 sheets, and Wheat Thins determined that family size is now 2 oz smaller—all for the same price as before. Great look at how inflation often hides in the air pockets of emptier packaging. https://t.co/lhJ1aPCtUq
— Zach Seward (@zseward) March 10, 2022
Reminds me of With's law: software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware is becoming faster
— Nadav Wiener (@nadavwr) March 9, 2022
I have an old joke about how Batman stories are told from the point of view of a vigilante drunk on Fox News coverage. https://t.co/JPtAvJESI0
— Bongrip McStreetmentioner (@BNB_Enthusiast) March 13, 2022
Breaking my silence… https://t.co/1dm2Be9fyu pic.twitter.com/iAXppGTQK3
— LLCOOLJ (@llcoolj) March 11, 2022
not enough doctors are goth
— Lily Sullivan (@LilyYily) March 9, 2022
Did you know that sometimes zoos feed their animals different coloured edible glitter to identify who did which poop in shared enclosures?
— Dr Julie Blommaert (@drjulie_b) March 12, 2022
The Iron Chef channel on Pluto is my everything. I'm watching Battle Bell Pepper from 1999, and at this point, red and yellow bell peppers had only been in Japan for a few months. The judges are like "Japanese people hate these things" and the Italian challenger chef is SWEATING
— Chappell Ellison (@ChappellTracker) March 12, 2022
@bnrevell TikTok star in the making 😂 @lil nas x ♬ original sound - musicquotes
@the_reef_doc Are the legends true? Its possible for a giant squid to sink a boat but not very plausible. #thereefdoc #damiantheocto #byrdietheocto #octopus #octo ♬ Up Beat (Married Life) - Kenyi
@tearex4 we tried #dogsofttiktok ♬ original sound - Kate Bello
@icefanhesap 😎
♬ Who Let The Dogs Out - Original - The Doggies
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