Horror game where you play an antiques appraiser at a roadshow trying to figure out which item is a cursed demon-infested relic that is possessing/murdering the attendees pic.twitter.com/h0YCI75ikb
— Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf) February 7, 2022
Like the old saying goes, "Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, backwards and in high heels." https://t.co/CKa3WX24rN
— Derek Powazek (@fraying) March 21, 2022
Proposal: Whenever someone says "I support affordable housing, BUT" in a public meeting, the relevant lot should automatically be upzoned by two floors
— Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff) March 22, 2022
Crypto is very funny and absurd. The characters are great, the behavior is quite brazen, the companies are a mess. But journalists should realize they're working in the true crime genre, or something adjacent, all of it told as a farce. We're not doing financial advice!
— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) March 21, 2022
Well it happened, someone had a big issue w me wearing a mask…on public transport.
— Layla Benson (@BaelaLayla) March 21, 2022
I DON’T have the energy today. So I looked them in the eye & just kept putting more and masks on over my original mask until she got so frustrated she finally walked away. I think I got to 4 or 5
Yeah.The British and American comic characters called Dennis the Menace both first appeared in print on the exact same date with neither creator being aware of the other’s creation https://t.co/aBVf8DegCY
— Mx Wil Hodgson 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦 (@WilHodgson) March 21, 2022
(Sort of true, I believe.)Kris Kristofferson's big break occurred when he stole a helicopter, landed it in Johny Cash's front yard and handed a very confused Cash a demo of Sunday Morning Coming Down https://t.co/dsGQUInDcS
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) March 22, 2022
This one I didn't have to look up.Barack Obama was elected President because the husband of the actress who played Seven of Nine on Star Trek: Voyager wanted to sleep with other women https://t.co/X2waDoYNlG
— Cooper Lund (@cooperlund) March 21, 2022
The day after tomorrow is called "overmorrow." https://t.co/jL6X6cJ43o https://t.co/ulpssm8NWo
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) March 22, 2022
My old man neighbor just told me that he thought this was a bulletproof vest company. He thought every Saturday I got a new box of bulletproof vests delivered pic.twitter.com/lNdALL3eOx
— Ryan O’Flanagan (@ryanoflan) March 19, 2022
what is dating me like? when i was 15, my bf bought me ani difranco tickets but my mom was like “you cant go to chicago with your 17yo bf alone” so she came too and bought a ticket last minute that ended up being 1st row so i made her give it to me and she sat with my boyfriend
— ashley ray (@theeashleyray) March 21, 2022
Delivery robot tries to walk across undried cement: https://t.co/AigIznhtSz pic.twitter.com/B40RwEsXLV
— 🤖🚘🐀🧠📘🗣️ Michael Milford (@maththrills) March 12, 2022
— Pepto-Bismarck (@yezvarn_qvilaxl) April 25, 2021
Der neue Edeka bei uns in Schöneberg hat einfach einen kostenlosen Weinprobeautomaten!?
— Tom Kraftwerk (@TomKraftwerk) March 10, 2022
Leute, the future is now. pic.twitter.com/W9AD49XtfP
— Cozy (@ThislsCozy) March 20, 2022
🏆🏆🏆🏆 pic.twitter.com/CM5XxlBsIa
— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) March 21, 2022
@mightnotbejared #MakeItGucci ♬ Funny name - Jared Lloyd
@visualz.nba The distraction 😂#nba #basketball #viral #fyp #sport ♬ original sound - Visualz.NBA
@kinglouisalpaca @user4763302952588 #kinglouis #alpacasoftiktok #farm #farmlife #dailydoseoflouis #animalrescue #fyp #fypqge #friends ♬ Why Can't We Be Friends - War
@orithebarkranger Havok loves his little brother, but sometimes he's a bit much. #orithebarkranger #chihuahua #chihuahuastiktok #chihuahuafanclub #MakeItGucci #dogs ♬ ORIGINAL SOUND BY KYM JENKINS - VICKYLOGAN
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