very happy to report that the filename of this image is "Monstersomolier.jpg" pic.twitter.com/J66Yr55v9n
— JP (@vectorpoem) June 1, 2022
School-shooting security culture is obsessed with terrorizing everyone with unannounced simulations, cops firing blanks in the hallways, etc. It’s some deep sadistic compulsion to enact the deed, like if they lobbed smoke bombs into kindergarten rooms to announce fire drills. https://t.co/4anJhn5NAK
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) June 1, 2022
I would set a prearranged time for my boyfriend to call (after midnight) and I would call time and temperature one minute before said time so his call would come thru on call waiting and not wake my parents. It worked flawlessly!
— Kimberly Young (@kimberlyanne717) May 31, 2022
Imagine trying to explain calling time and temperature to kids these days.
— Paul Lackey (@holliemaea) May 31, 2022
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) May 10, 2022
Too bad about Tommy. pic.twitter.com/cNbMiDXjls
— Sara Thacher (@thacher) May 21, 2022
the hotel pool pic.twitter.com/7GYjkz8dsu
— Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art) May 12, 2022
Oh man, this invitation to Al Leong's wedding is absolutely amazing. pic.twitter.com/FY4tnsJj75
— Bill Smiley (@neokefka_99) June 1, 2022
HI IM JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO ADA COMPLIANCE pic.twitter.com/vV3nUZ5Rse
— occam’s shaving cream (@greaterghosts) March 4, 2022
Semi-related, my favorite bit of neighborhood dive bar bathroom graffiti pic.twitter.com/xYwCcfoYe7
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pabl0hidalgo) June 1, 2022
This little Morbius will Sweep you off your feet! #MorbiusSweep https://t.co/3yfeE4q6xD
— 👽Υπατία🛸 THEY/THEM (@HypatiaPhoto) May 29, 2022
Look, if I fits, I sits, I don’t care if the plumber likes it! pic.twitter.com/R42gdjb1Xa
— Ernie Bernie Blue & Toastie Woastie Woo (@ErnieBernieBlue) May 18, 2022
@documentbelfast Belfast Pub Alligator 1988 #belfast #belfasttiktok #nitok #irishtiktok #belfastcity #tiktokbelfast #irelandtiktok #ireland #northernirelandtiktok #tiktokireland #alligator #funnyvideos ♬ original sound - Document Belfast
@nessah_dgaf Best part of Amazon deliveries ❤️❤️#amazon #flex #dog #BBPlayDate #ShowYourJOWO #foryoupage #viral ♬ original sound - Nessss
@thepugandthewolf I love them both 🥹💖 #JakePugsley #SeniorPug #SeniorPugs #BBPlayDate #PugsPugsPugs #SeniorDog #SeniorDogs #SeniorDogsOfTiktok #PreciousMoment #ILU #ShowYourJOWO #AOT #AttackOnTitan #BestPug #PugLifestyle #FYP #PugLifestyle #DogReels ♬ 悪魔の子 - ヒグチアイ
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