Remember to keep a copy of todays newspaper if she does go https://t.co/ltWS9U5mIy
— Revd. Peggy Thrasher (@ass_computer) September 8, 2022
Oh no! pic.twitter.com/znqda1Sc8L
— Rafael Ruiz (@RafaRuizdeLira) August 30, 2022
I like how there's basically two Apple Watches now: the regular one that's just for senior citizens who need fall monitoring, and ULTRA for Dan Cortese
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) September 7, 2022
I feel like Apple knows something about some very imminent disaster event and is warning to become preppers
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) September 7, 2022
I see iPhone users will again pay more to use a worse phone.
— T.K. of AAK! (@AskAKorean) September 8, 2022
A write-up.a Brazilian politician accidentally bought an iPhone without a charger and got so mad that the most based thing has happened lmao pic.twitter.com/9jPc6Z85Oq
— Fredrick Brennan @copypaste@howlr.me 🦝🔣📗 (@fr_brennan) September 7, 2022
someone at the studio probably saw her call the cops on LeBron and was like "hold up 🤨" https://t.co/rkUe6KXX0L
— K'eeg (@armormodechang) September 8, 2022
Hey if you want to see what it looks like when a company deploys thousands and thousand of bots and spammed hashtags to promote its webcomics, do a search on "riveting and full of surprises."
— Steve Lieber (@steve_lieber) September 8, 2022
Ok this is going to be long and rambling but here goes. My father, Peter Straub, died on Sunday night. He was the fucking best, and here's why, with photos: pic.twitter.com/vR3gV1KZP2
— Emma Straub (@emmastraub) September 6, 2022
3. He was a fucking hilarious pen pal. Sometimes he sent emails as fictional characters. When I was at summer camp, he would send me letters telling me everything that happened on All My Children. He added a lot of murders. pic.twitter.com/RaQrI46pXz
— Emma Straub (@emmastraub) September 6, 2022
5. Horror writers win prizes that are a thousand percent cooler than non-genre awards. To wit: pic.twitter.com/PircDF5vGk
— Emma Straub (@emmastraub) September 6, 2022
3. Other French #werewolves include the GANDILLON family executed in 1598 & the female AUVERGNE WEREWOLF recorded in Discours des Sorciers 1602 to name a few. Amongst the chimera at the Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Moulins is this sublime Werewolf gargoyle. pic.twitter.com/jQ9r1G33Bo
— Coffin Boffin (@DrSamGeorge1) August 30, 2022
Myrna Loy's nose scrunches in THE THIN MAN appreciation tweet pic.twitter.com/uz70YiuRdq
— The Nitrate Diva (@NitrateDiva) August 30, 2022
my college has been using photos of me and my friend for like 8yrs now. they even put a pic of my face on a table/foot rest. we have yet to see a cent and they don’t even have the nerve to use flattering pics!! we’re in hell pic.twitter.com/nYYuyip9az
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) August 30, 2022
i want it burned @williamandmary. burned or $5000 pic.twitter.com/ghLTotd8gC
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) August 30, 2022
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