Today's funny posts

The town of Nejapa in El Salvador celebrated its annual fireball festival with participants pelting each other with rags drenched in gasoline that had been rolled into tight flaming balls https://t.co/cGUfSoA0xe pic.twitter.com/GUCdd886MD

— Reuters (@Reuters) September 2, 2022

(Atlas Obscure entry.)

Biden 2019: “This is not who we are.”
Biden 2022: “This is who some of y’all are.”

— Jawn Staley 😷🧼🧴💉 (@errinhaines) September 2, 2022

Can you imagine being an American citizen and hearing your own president talk about you like this? Surely the people of California, Chicago and Baltimore cannot possibly imagine

— Adam Vann (@vannadam) September 2, 2022

Now for 24 hours of arguing whether it's indecorous to call someone who wants to throw out the result of an election they lost a "threat to democracy"

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) September 2, 2022

Meanwhile, "Jury finds [Florida County] GOP chair guilty in 'ghost' candidate case"

TruthSocial, the number one social network for cursed souls lost forever inside the Backrooms https://t.co/Gf7dbUc27t

— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) September 1, 2022

Donovan Mitchell Congratulations. You deserve to be around civilization. I must address #TakeNote Nation first. The next three years will be miserable, you guys had it coming.

— Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) September 1, 2022

Martin Scorsese was right.. pic.twitter.com/WNRQe188QJ

— J.J.🕷🕸 (@ParadoxThaGod) September 1, 2022

i mean https://t.co/jQ8ZVj8ykc pic.twitter.com/dKYW82Ltqd

— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) September 2, 2022

(From 1992.)

I’m listening… pic.twitter.com/lG2hXLWnJc

— Taietsarón:sere (@tai_leclaire) August 27, 2022

You see this quote tweet prompt over and over, I don't understand how people always have a story on deck.... in high school I was focused on helping the Jet Force Geminis rescue the tribals from the evil Mizar, why would I give a shit about a teacher kissing somebody or whatever pic.twitter.com/hw6LwYiYGv

— ''Steve'' (@extranapkins) August 30, 2022

(A great co-op game)

My mom loves to tell the story of how as kids, my sister and I bought my dad stickers of muscly men from one of those pizza parlor coin machines because we always got ourselves the pretty girl ones (Britney Spears, mostly) and assumed it went both ways https://t.co/gmUZ1dx8Hz

— 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖 (𝟙𝟘-𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟) (@emeliesalot) August 23, 2022

There’s no place like home pic.twitter.com/3j1FocDnvn

— Laura (@Laura_Kate7) August 26, 2022

You’re in her DMs. I’m in her poetry class and she never writes ab you. Today she wrote an ode to marmots

— Kaitlyn Airy (@KaitlynAiry) August 25, 2022

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

— Ken Lowery (@kenlowery) August 25, 2022

was walking down the street yesterday and a guy goes “hey nice freckles!” so I looked up from my phone and went “oh thank you!” and kept walking. I get two steps and I hear him say in the saddest voice imaginable: “no one ever says it back…” 😭😭😭

— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) August 25, 2022

It even changes the melee kill animations to everyone doing pantomime punches. pic.twitter.com/jAvDNlKlUt

— ben shambrook (@shambrookben) August 31, 2022

(A playthrough.)

@khowtv @K-How🥷🏾 lol wyd if I walk up to you and say this👀 #khowtv #fyp #foryou #4u #mrputdatshitonchallenge #mrpdso #arkansasmonticello #footballtik #snagcity #snagcity4 ♬ Tomorrow - GloRilla & CMG The Label

@strawberriesmeanlove Replying to @user5402579176056 ♬ original sound - skylar

@thedaisydoodlegirl

🤔🤔🤔 outsmarted?

♬ original sound - Daisy

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