https://t.co/P900BgKfYv pic.twitter.com/ncJIo3uGJF
— D🌑CFUTURE (@topherflorence) November 9, 2022
who will be the first twitter user to collect all seven chaos checkmarks
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) November 9, 2022
beware the seventh checkmark astarael, which is also known as the weeper. it is the largest checkmark and throws all that see it, including the owner, deep into death
— Rollin Bishop (@rollinbishop) November 8, 2022
Comfortable again in his bespoke satin robe, Dr Oz stands in the back of his NJ mansion, watching all his Eagles gear burning in the fire pit.
— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) November 9, 2022
According to Bloomberg data, Sam Bankman-Fried, co-founder of FTX lost 94% of his net worth in 1 day and no longer a billionaire. pic.twitter.com/E8vTfvjuOE
— David Ingles (@DavidInglesTV) November 8, 2022
— Austin Storms (@austorms) November 8, 2022
Do I look like a crypto expert?! 😂 Thankfully @FTX_Official got me https://t.co/t88iyba1An and @Shaq stop playin... https://t.co/OQYoaX2AZV
— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) March 29, 2022
Larry David predicted FTX’s demise in a commercial for FTX pic.twitter.com/ZoQavJG3z1
— yzy.eth (@LilMoonLambo) November 9, 2022
Who cares. Just use real money you fucking dingus
— Bucco *Parody* Capital (@buccocapital) November 9, 2022
(It was obviously ridiculous--a flash flood warning for the entire county.) (However:)Every Los Angeles County voter received a false flash flood warning on their phones warning not to go outside.
— Vishal P. Singh (they/he) 🏳️⚧️ ✨Watch G-Witch✨ (@VPS_Reports) November 9, 2022
"This is a dangerous and life-threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing."
No retraction was given via the mobile phone warning system. https://t.co/G4E3NRRj2e
Traffic Alert: Flooding closes all but one lane on the northbound 5 Freeway in Sun Valley. https://t.co/vMEFQIpzLp pic.twitter.com/GVOCA8PJyo
— NBC Los Angeles (@NBCLA) November 9, 2022
(Area's been trouble for years.)Major freeway flooding with drivers stranded - 5 Freeway at Sheldon @SfvScanner @PupscanLA pic.twitter.com/lPBASzgRLc
— Jake Asner (@jakeasnertv) November 9, 2022
Plus there's someone in a wheelchair in the background: https://t.co/X2zEJtmjvu
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 6, 2022
Ebay had a bunch when I lookedIf you count Worf (do we count Worf???) that is, yes, three full Blackfaces on this official merchandise 🤣💀
— Kendra is on appeal for legal reasons (@KendraJames_) November 9, 2022
When I’m hungry, I always like to reach for a FLAVOUR VARIANT* pic.twitter.com/6a1Tr2gsMk
— Jon McKellan (@jon_NoCode) October 16, 2022
Looking up the NEC brand guidelines for a reason (don't ask), and came across the most threatening thing I've seen in one of these in a long time. pic.twitter.com/qH95Afomgd
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 26, 2022
a friend introduced me to a shitty mobile game the other day where you build an army to square off against a foe.
— deadwob (@schnedwob) October 14, 2022
anyway the first mission is against a big gator and the only unit you have available is "modern man", the game's name for a guy with a leather jacket and a big club pic.twitter.com/JKApYDHeqw
sometimes when we’re working through an argument david and I will cite the specific city hall worker who officiated our ceremony from his desk like “we promised hugh nguyen we’d stick through this”
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) October 26, 2022
Moving around a vineyard in a Doppelmayr/Garaventa Monorack MRK 500. pic.twitter.com/nefgHBL0pN
— MachinePix (@MachinePix) October 26, 2021
@pitchingninja The Big Unit Tipped Pitches his Whole Career - as told by Eduardo Perez. #pitching #baseball #pitchingninja ♬ original sound - Rob Friedman
@samuelherox Vida en Valdivia. Lule si nunca viste algo igual 🤭 #fypシ #fyp #foryou #parati #chile #valdivia #lentejas #mascota #pet #trend #trending #doglover #puppy #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp #latam #love #viralvideo #viraltiktok #viral #funny #forfun #tendencia ♬ Big And Chunky - Juanito T
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