Dwarf Fortress is craaazy— Luma ♡ Bug Mom (@LumaMariposa) December 9, 2022
I bought a Jaguar from the Elves
A Dwarf goes insane and attacks the Jaguar, and obviously the Jaguar mauls him to death
Minutes later another Dwarf dies BECAUSE THE OTHER DWARF BECAME A GHOST THAT HAUNTS THE RIVER WHERE THE JAGUAR MAULED HIM
Some fun Dwarf Fortress tales:
my first dwarf fortress was wiped out by giraffes. total bloodbath. mind-shattering violence. pic.twitter.com/QVWj27rPbD— august smith 🎀 (@augustjsmith) December 10, 2022
the sexy giraffe furry community is loving this tweet.— august smith 🎀 (@augustjsmith) December 10, 2022
If you haven't checked out Boatmurdered you really should! A collaborative effort where players took turns ruling the same fortress, one year each. The game is fresh, unknown territory. Nobody knows what they are doing. The elephant is crushing the dwarf.https://t.co/VGuWIp2llu— 🕯️ Advent Thaum 🕯️ (@ThaumPenguin) December 9, 2022
One time my engraver did a masterwork engraving depicting some recent event, and was so impressed with his own work he immediately did another masterwork engraving, depicting himself carving the first one https://t.co/FW4LNyu3bU— Riff Conner 🐀 (@rifflesby) December 9, 2022
Three adventurers are lodging in the fort saying they want to kill monsters. None of them have even bothered to look for one. A single chinchilla has killed upwards for 8 of them in one month.— AboveUp (@AboveUp) December 11, 2022
I have zero control of any of this.
I love Dwarf Fortress.
A bit after this a pack of 5+ troglodytes tried to corner the Chinchilla. Knocked it unconscious. Harassed it.— AboveUp (@AboveUp) December 11, 2022
When it woke up, it massacred all of them and hunted down a few more. It's still down there killing things. pic.twitter.com/E7dpv1M1AO
a selection of favorite reddit posts about the dwarf fortress steam release pic.twitter.com/TSPE7Vrh7U— madeline “boydoll babygirl” cavegift (@cavegift) December 8, 2022