40 cases in one Wuhan community: 39 humans + 1 dog. As owner tested positive, dog managed to break free and go play outside. Anti-epidemic staff went looking for him, chased him down, and..he turned out to test positive! Off to quarantine, mask and all! Being furry is no excuse😂 pic.twitter.com/qKTV9VDep1
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) December 1, 2022
(A brief summary of the app from techcrunch.)Everyone using this new AI Lensa for selfie portraits...They own the rights to your face in perpetuity. pic.twitter.com/qCtcpJlJTB
— Cat Staggs 🦉🥧🦃🦌🥃🍂 (@CatStaggs) December 3, 2022
bad news if you’ve been using Clayd as your twitter replacement:
— Compulsory Heteropessimism (@griph) December 3, 2022
-The bloq you chose can disgain other bloqs at random
-DMs can be sold to Disney+ for a limited series giving you only 2 points on the gross
-Funding is a joint venture between the CIA and the FSB
one of my favorite new searches is tesla investors replying to elon's tweets and begging him to shut up pic.twitter.com/MYh5WmFoDv
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 4, 2022
i mean sure that thing with Andrew Anglin today was pretty wild, but let’s not forget before $8chan we still had this guy… doing this stuff… pic.twitter.com/RHZHGB2y6B
— dell cameron (@dellcam) December 3, 2022
do you know how hard it used to be for neo-Nazi groups to recruit? they had no money. they couldn’t keep jobs. most of them lived in the sticks. and I obviously mean the ones not run solely out of prisons. we are very far removed from that. and credit should go where it’s due.
— dell cameron (@dellcam) December 3, 2022
Suspected terrorism against the power grid in North Carolina.the reason elon musk is so loud is that he’s standing on the shoulders of other men who, all things considered, were as ignorant or gave as many Fs as he does https://t.co/qxhZAOYWuc
— dell cameron (@dellcam) December 3, 2022
It’s crazy how every single new Netflix series is their most viewed ever, yet somehow they keep losing money, subscribers, and stock value, and also they refuse to release their actual data https://t.co/cBPZun4XV5
— Max (parody) (@EPM106) November 30, 2022
I believe this is a listing for a 43 sq ft parking space in Vail, CO for $239,500 and it’s already pending
— Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 (@zillowgonewild) December 1, 2022
🔗https://t.co/RYc4bjKZAd pic.twitter.com/23RWeN8LXr
Oh boy, $150,000! pic.twitter.com/Xn81HiPd8I
— 💭 (@samthielman) November 19, 2022
This is called "having a job" pic.twitter.com/jmsim07VP1
— Freyja Katra Valentine「ENVTuber」 (@FreyjaErlings) July 19, 2021
Jalen Carter with the rare “air jail” sack on Jayden Daniels pic.twitter.com/5GvF6rng3Q
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 3, 2022
The SEC Championship Game summed up in 1 highlightpic.twitter.com/JjhWgjM9QR
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) December 3, 2022
what if they made a 30 for 30 on the person who introduced the two-handed chest pass to the Dr. Pepper Challenge
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) December 4, 2022
"She won the tiebreaker challenge yesterday" is "somehow Palpatine has returned" level storytelling by the Dr Pepper toss
— Jason Kirk (@thejasonkirk) December 3, 2022
all these people taking $100k
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) December 3, 2022
when a real entrepreneur would pass on the cash
in order to meet Dr. Pepper and learn his secrets #grindset
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) December 2, 2022
Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?” and now I’m going to be haunted by this question
— Jeremy Parish, probably (@gamespite) November 24, 2022
There's more: select fans will be allowed to stay at replica hotel rooms on the field at Camping World Stadium the night before the Cheez-It Bowl.
— Joseph Hoyt (@JoeJHoyt) December 1, 2022
"Cheez-It sofas, blankets, pillows and – that’s right – a luxurious Cheez-It bed," per the announcement. pic.twitter.com/4DrBfKzY1q
Oh No: The Muppets Gave The New Muppet Your Name, Your Name Is A Name For Muppets Now
— lil pom poko jerk (@rajandelman) January 11, 2022
Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
— Parker (@jeffparker) November 27, 2019
Dad (nudging me): Wake, lad. Today we watch a man die
IS THIS TRUE pic.twitter.com/qQaMhkoxEE
— QENNY KRAMPUS (@AKBrews) November 15, 2022
This really made my night 😭 pic.twitter.com/aG092Bw2KA
— Karis Madison (@DJKarismadic) November 30, 2022
@zerolatencyvr Are #pranks in #VR twice as terrifying? 🤔 @Legendaley + crew @zerolatencybc #zombies #gamer #scream #vrfail #virtualreality #fyp #zerolatency ♬ original sound - Zero Latency VR
@callmeon_myshellphone Husky problems. She is in her element ❄️ #fyp ♬ Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin
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