barbie marketing: we have taken over the entire consumer goods market and built the entire barbie dream house to stay in as an AirBnB
— kenzie (@pk_kenzie) July 6, 2023
Oppenheimer marketing: pic.twitter.com/UuWmPrGG0X
(Prints.)
Among other things (and there are tremendous writers and editors at both places) this is the Times swapping out a unionized desk for one where the company has a lot more leeway over firing terms and working conditions. There is a way to change that https://t.co/ZJVcScdjZf
— Alex Kirshner (@alex_kirshner) July 10, 2023
When Clarence Thomas joined the exclusive Horatio Alger Association, he gave the conservative group unusual access to the Supreme Court
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) July 9, 2023
NYT reports Thomas has received benefits—many previously unreported—from a broader cohort of wealthy & powerful friendshttps://t.co/L3psCzaBCU
Why would an aide pay for his boss’s wedding?
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) July 9, 2023
Bill De Blasio was not a good mayor (and enthusiastically endorsed Eric Adams), but we went from scandals like "stubbornly insists on being driven to a gym an hour away" to "every single political appointee in City Hall is taking bribes from the villain in Roger Rabbit."
— Upzone New Jersey 🏗️ (@upzonenj) July 7, 2023
The final Mission: Impossible movie’s gonna end with you thinking Tom Cruise finally died and then somebody at the very last second pulls off their mask and it’s Tom Cruise underneath. Maybe he even smiles at the camera. Mark this down right now.
— Nick Newman (@Nick_Newman) July 9, 2023
i tried just posting the same thing on three or four apps and it feels like immediately giving yourself impostor syndrome about being a human person, so that clearly won't work pic.twitter.com/TbmaAWyMqz
— tonči zonjić (@tozozozo) July 9, 2023
i hate being online. two days ago i didnt have an opinion about jonah hill but now i do. i dont need that in my life. i have enough going on
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) July 9, 2023
Can't believe we won the war on therapy so fast. It's over for the next four years, the phase shift is complete, finished. Men who go to therapy will be viewed with distrust. Sudeikis'll have to completely rethink his Raya gambits.
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) July 9, 2023
Sami Whitcomb's gum fell out of her mouth after hitting a 3so she picked it up off the floor and put it back her mouth... then hit another 3
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) July 8, 2023
"That gum is lucky!" - Rebecca Lobo pic.twitter.com/WiKfh7BiUq
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) June 29, 2023
I've literally never been so confused by a menu pic.twitter.com/yn2APxSU5K
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) July 3, 2023
— (Ryan limit exceeded) (@Spark898) July 2, 2023
Just reading about Ethel Lina White, and this is a hell of a request to put in a will pic.twitter.com/BNHlnNqrAh
— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) July 1, 2023
“Sheep are better caretakers than cows — which are sometimes too tall to walk under the panels and like to scratch themselves on the posts. They’re also better than goats, which sometimes climb on structures and chew the wires.”#solargrazing https://t.co/mB0nRAdtDm
— Glenda Kwek (@curious_scribe) July 1, 2023
@shadow1083 He really didn't Wana go for a swim #video #fyp#foryou#reflex #escape #raft#water ♬ original sound - Shadow1083
@pubity The dog’s sad face at the end 😭😭🚨Follow @Pubity for your daily dose of uplifting content 🚨 #Pubity (jovialjess_ via @collab ♬ original sound - Pubity
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