Once, I hate pasta. Now, it’s my life. pic.twitter.com/aHykkcavno
— grown man who calls the ground “the floor” (@boring_as_heck) April 30, 2023
Service Guarantees CitizenshipAffirmative Action? Military gets an exemption. Student loan forgiveness? Can only do it for the troops. Healthcare? Tricare/VA for All. Disability benefits? VA benefits are much better. High consumer prices? Buddy, everyone gets the military discount nowhttps://t.co/t1ycywEksJ
— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) June 30, 2023
Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) November 7, 2022
anyhow pic.twitter.com/2ScbfteAna
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) July 1, 2023
Setting up 100 new Twitter accounts to get my daily fix.
— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) July 1, 2023
i guess my only note is that i kind of want to read 20,000 tweets *today*. he should sell a special one-time day pass for like $40.
— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) July 1, 2023
Oh no pic.twitter.com/6YEXEN8QCB
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 1, 2023
yeah, this was a project of mine that never got off the ground and really should've: bubble gum flavored pouch nicotine, called "game," as in, "spit some game," and marketed to teenagers with flavors like mango strawberry and Yoo-Hoo (TM) etc https://t.co/0ZVIALrgQ1
— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) June 22, 2023
there was a psychological horror quality to browsing deviantart in the mid-2000s. a hand-drawn image of sailor moon in the alice in wonderland dress? cute. then you see the gallery full of every female character in existence in the same dress and it becomes inexplicably menacing
— Cammy 🧚♂️✨️ (@sweetdreamzkumi) June 14, 2023
Editor: You get those images for the petrol pumps?
— A nice Gregg in this tryin' time (@hardboiledgregg) June 23, 2023
Graphic designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin refreshing looking just like you asked.
Editor: what
I am very excited to announce that I have committed to continue my academic and golf career at Ball State University. I am very grateful for the opportunity Coach Fleck has given me! I would like to thank my family, my friends and coaches who push me everyday! @BallStateMGolf pic.twitter.com/nz36to47J2
— Happy Gilmore ⛳️ (@happygilmore_44) June 23, 2023
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