Friday, January 3, 2025

Today's news and jokes







"After the Cybertruck explosion outside of the Trump International Hotel in Vegas on Wednesday, [he] remotely unlocked the Cybertruck for law enforcement and provided video from charging stations that the truck had visited to track the vehicle’s location, according to information released by law enforcement."


























Scoop: Patrick Soon-Shiong welcomed Cheryl Hines and Rob Schneider to the LA Times' newsroom last month as he chatted with the latter actor about possibly assisting in efforts to launch a MAGA-friendly version of "The View." Details in Status: www.status.news/p/patrick-so...

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— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy.bsky.social) January 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
























Cognitive Design Production Center





Seems like they're all being driven in my zipcode



























Imagine being wealthy enough to die in an ambulance

— Quinn Sutherland (@reelquinn.bsky.social) November 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM




Here’s a humor piece I wrote for @mcsweeneys.bsky.social during the pandemic about the time my husband and I thought we could easily assemble a backyard basketball hoop. Reader: we’re still married!

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— Katie Hughes-Pucci (@katiehughespucci.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 6:55 AM
(My husband holds four wrenches in one hand, as if by doing so will conjure the correct wrench — the one we don’t have. At the same moment, I realize I forgot to put rubber washers in six different joineries. I take to my hammock and commence a toddler-esque melt-down)



(In the middleground--since I was looking at the bits closest to the camera)











@_brimae Why?!? #dacshund #IVDD #weinerdog #caughtoncamera #dogsoftiktok #dogtok ♬ I Fuck Around - Melvins




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