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@kim.jaeah Donkeys are everywhere at ucr #fypシ #ucr #ucriverside ♬ original sound - Kardashian clips 🎬

The United States passing the Guano Islands Act in 1856 pic.twitter.com/hBw7ywFJ24

— Blake Allen (@Blake_Allen13) January 23, 2025

("In the 1840s, guano became a prized agricultural fertilizer and source of saltpeter for gunpowder")

https://t.co/rI7ZArxBpQ pic.twitter.com/nkk9QVH9wj

— Margeaux (@fcknestle) January 23, 2025

Economist

So funny that antichrist in the evangelical Left Behind series is named “Nicolae Carpathia” who founds the “Carpathianism” religion pic.twitter.com/KnK3Qx861i

— Turan Explorer (@turan_explorer) January 22, 2025

Every color but yellow is getting smaller. Fast. pic.twitter.com/wDjpJ33VV5

— Michael Dunne (@dunne_insights) January 17, 2025

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊: Founding Father John Hancock has a 1/1 cut autograph card in 2024 Transcendent.

The most famous signature in the history of signatures… Shockingly, we found one that fits in a trading card. pic.twitter.com/d0Izue5ini

— Topps (@Topps) January 23, 2025

LeBron James has been named an NBA All-Star starter for a record 21st straight season.

Jalen Brunson has been selected for the second time in his career—his first as a starter.

James and Brunson at the 2006 All-Star Game: pic.twitter.com/6hCQnIEAMp

— Front Office Sports (@FOS) January 24, 2025

Kimi putting in the work 💪 pic.twitter.com/QoIxOaBN2o

— Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team (@MercedesAMGF1) January 24, 2025

Behind the scenes on THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. Great team photos of the rebels and the Empire. pic.twitter.com/YIEP2bzqj0

— Stephen Gibbons (@Gibboanxious) December 23, 2024

the good ole days pic.twitter.com/y2gpDZt0Qn

— trash (@trashh_dev) December 21, 2024

Finally a legitimate critique of cars pic.twitter.com/7AUDJghIFZ

— Pota: 2099 (@BasedPota18) December 24, 2024

(Never seen the movies)

@emilygraytful a modern day romeo & juliet #goldenretriever #puppylife #dogsoftiktok ♬ chest pain by malcolm todd - Sir Malcolm Tott

@barstoolsports The lil pup 😅 @I Can’t Even ♬ original sound - Barstool Sports

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