Monday, January 13, 2025

Today's news and jokes

(The monkeys were not in the exhibit at the time)














"second major system acquired by private equity to collapse in less than a year"





(They look for anything that resembles what they term the 'finger-pinching gesture' and use it as proof that men-hating women are surreptitiously mocking them.)



























(Suspended three games earlier this year for ending Trevor Lawrence's season)























One of the worst things in sports is when there's a doink and then all the replays after the missed field goal don't have the doink sound again

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) January 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM






(This was in 2019, have no idea if it's still true)















The Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against approximately two dogs.

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— Brad Heath (@bradheath.bsky.social) December 10, 2024 at 12:50 PM


















Rules about “which” vs “that” are also different in UK vs US english, and a lot of people read both which is part of why no one can keep it straight, and no matter which you do half your copy editors will believe the opposite is correct. So relax and have a gelato & don’t worry about it ever again.

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— Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social) December 8, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Whom among us, etc











@mtzimny Finn is a good, sneaky boy, and now he gets to keep me company during late night writing sessions for the next few days. #author #dog #chocolatelab #goldenretriever #dogtok #foryou ♬ original sound - M.T. Zimny




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