Saturday, January 11, 2025

Today's news and jokes



















(How soon until big money starts pushing for a recall)

("Insurance" will start meaning owning a second home in a different location)

Americans have heard more about a totally imaginary and fake plan to starve western North Carolina of disaster relief than the Republican Party's absolutely real intent to starve California of disaster relief. Punishment for opposing them

— mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) January 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(Incredibly lucky that LA is scheduled to have the World Cup and Olympics)





"the Army's biggest recruiting challenge isn't just convincing men to sign up -- it's finding eligible ones"

















(“We’d like to go back there...The location speaks for itself.”)











just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

— Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) June 11, 2024 at 10:04 AM






(I didn't see an explanation for the delay)















































(long thread of Scooby-Doo alikes)





@jax.gibson My grandma got me this game as a kid to play with me but she never stopped playing 💜😭 #lego #indianajones #thanksgiving #grandma ♬ Indiana Jones (From the Movie "Indiana Jones") - Movie Soundtrack Players






@barstoolsports Like the Champions league 🤣 @Barstool U ♬ War Drums - Audiosphere






@quinnsdrafts777 you know the food is gonn be good when #fyp ♬ original sound - repilus ♱






@_alyssatal 😂 #spiderman #ghostspider #marvel ♬ original sound - Alyssa Talamantez






@hallieaiono After dating for over 3 years, I fear we are really turning into the same person🥴 @Puka ♬ original sound - HallieAiono




*More funny posts.