my 4 yr old nephew has a bunch of food allergies, so my brother made him a birthday cake out of watermelon. 10/10. pic.twitter.com/r77iFS187W
— nordacious (@nordacious) September 19, 2024
("[The fire chief] initially told The Times that most of the ready reserve engines were inoperable or otherwise unavailable. Later, however, a spokesperson for [the chief] said just four of the nine were not immediately available. A third official then produced a document that said seven were put into service at one point or another — most of them after the fire ignited.") (I'd never seen warnings like the ones issued in advance of the fire)As the LAFD faced extraordinary warnings of life-threatening winds, top commanders decided not to assign for emergency deployment roughly 1,000 available firefighters and dozens of engines in advance of the Palisades fire, records show.
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) January 15, 2025
https://t.co/qpLwslrNBJ
When you hear nothing else, just rubbish fires all night long. @LAFD
— SFV Scanner (@SfvScanner) January 15, 2025
Yes, some of you have pointed out that there are rubbish fire calls all the time. But this is different. Every neighborhood, and all in a row. https://t.co/PnRrobBiJn pic.twitter.com/f1Rf7i7mcQ
He supposedly cares so much about making the Clippers LA's team.$8M in donations for the LA fires by 12(!) local sports teams. To put that in context, if Steve Ballmer (owner of the Clippers) donated that much on his own, it would be 0.000064 of his total worth.
— Veebs (@VeebsToys) January 14, 2025
Okay. pic.twitter.com/S2AcoO9Eu9
Amazing how much of what gets counted as "activity" and "life" in Manhattan was, in reality, just drivers from New Jersey https://t.co/wvyQd3Yvui
— Paul E Williams (@PEWilliams_) January 14, 2025
Senator for MissouriAnd that, my friends, is why the good lord invented the approval process https://t.co/Re5Gs6YExa pic.twitter.com/pg6gPHeXj1
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) January 15, 2025
(From 2023, "How an Army of Elderly Influencers Took Over China’s Instagram"; From 2024, "The Women Living Alone — and Loving It — on Xiaohongshu") (I've scheduled quite a few posts already featuring embedded tiktoks, should be interesting to see what happens to them)Exquisite moms pic.twitter.com/QL8cT3Jw9f
— sarah emerson (@SarahNEmerson) January 14, 2025
they all look like they’re stuck in The Black Lodge https://t.co/L1ukibPXrU
— Jane Altoids (@staticbluebat) January 13, 2025
(“San Francisco is going through a tough time, but I believe it will overcome that and be the city that it has been”...“That’s what a strong standing woman represents.”)San Francisco’s Union Square is betting on a 45-foot tall nude sculpture to help revive its struggling shopping district: “This work of art will be a huge draw for the region,” said Marisa Rodriguez, CEO of the Union Square Alliance. https://t.co/QLlChlntt0
— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) January 13, 2025
Haven't seen the movie but did see a long, detailed thread last weekit is extremely funny to me that no one would have thought Nicepool was making fun of this guy specifically (Los Angeles is lousy with Nicepools!) until he decided the entire world had to know. "hey that's me, I'm that loser" https://t.co/KbLGRncqX7
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 15, 2025
(He switched to beehiiv if I recall correctly. Substack gives each reader a ranking)Folks, I can see the analytics of who opens Court Watch emails. Just do a hattip to us in the story for breaking the story so it’s not super awkward at the next IRE conference
— Seamus Hughes (@SeamusHughes) January 15, 2025
The photosIt’s so funny that Elon Musk was pretending to play Diablo 4 while Whoopi Goldberg got so mad that it wasn’t coming to Mac, she basically blasted Blizzard until they start giving her gifts. pic.twitter.com/O4hg6dg5Mf
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) January 14, 2025
("the curler argued she did not know nor suspect that her husband had been consuming Ligandrol, or that intimate contact represented a risk of contamination with prohibited substances")BAN LIFTED
— TSN Curling (@TSNCurling) January 14, 2025
Briane Harris, lead for @EinarsonTeam, ruled not at fault for anti-doping rule violation and is eligible to return to #curling
FULL STORYhttps://t.co/0U7HUBpMfB pic.twitter.com/loJiEFCx5r
— nick ๐ (@nikc_is_sad) January 13, 2025
creating a Hater Sports App where you can add players you don’t like from any sport to a list and you will be alerted via text whenever they commit an error, foul, turnover, etc
— Rhine Stoned Cowboy ๐ต๐ธ (@BisqueBoi) January 11, 2025
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 13, 2025
.@NickAGallo unphased pic.twitter.com/bMTf26tetg
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 15, 2025
Al Gore, Paul Tsongas, Gary Hartthe past is a foreign country pic.twitter.com/YTcibzVzFL
— Tim Hwang (@timhwang) December 14, 2024
Weirdly empowering pic.twitter.com/8Qql00W9R8
— straight edge coach mcguirk (@nickhexum311) December 12, 2024
Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse
— Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer) December 15, 2024
ⓘ ๐ข๐ป๐น๐ ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฟ๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ง๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐
Commodore รบjsรกg, Issue 3, 1986 pic.twitter.com/ebgqnAJJ1f
— Duane (@DuaneKing) February 8, 2023
@superyachtsundayschool Good luck doing housekeeping girls ๐ #yachting #yachtstewardess #uniform #fyp #capcut ♬ love on the brain sped up - xxtristanxo
@dearrrrdarla Just wait for the look he gives me lmao #dogsoftiktok #dogsofttiktok #dogs #dogmom #dogtok #doglife #americanbully #bullybreeds #staffy #staffordshirebullterrier #staffysoftiktok #staffylove #pitbull #pitbullsoftiktok #pitbulls #pitty #pittylove ♬ Lovable and funny animals - ALOHI STYLE
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