No longer have to pretend I watch the tik toks people send to me pic.twitter.com/GbCmMfGFAa
— sixers smasey (@SMASEY) January 19, 2025
I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once
— Iamcleo (@korectiion) January 19, 2025
wait what if i go live on YouTube and scroll TikTok for youse
— chipzel (@chipzel.bsky.social) January 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
(The ban was shorter than the long car ride I took yesterday)ceo of TikTok suppressing all videos about grocery prices tomorrow https://t.co/AbUsJq0iqD pic.twitter.com/NhTmhlrdOj
— nate parrott (@nateparrott) January 19, 2025
(“This is a serious threat to Georgia’s #1 industry and the livelihoods of thousands of Georgians who make their living in our state’s poultry industry,” Georgia Agriculture Commissioner ... said in a statement.)Georgia has detected its first case of bird flu among commercial chickens (its fifth case overall) and suspends all poultry sales and activities. Wow. agr.georgia.gov/pr/highly-pa...
— Melody Schreiber (@melodyschreiber.com) January 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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A pro-Yoon youtuber, @TV-ROCK livestreamed the incident, and his own eventual arrest. pic.twitter.com/ukGPYmonZt
— Jake Kwon (@JakeKwon88) January 18, 2025
("They shouted demands to see the judge who had issued the warrant, but she had already left")Pro-Yoon streamers are now taking down their videos of the night to avoid prosecution of participants and they are calling on others to do the same.
— Jake Kwon (@JakeKwon88) January 18, 2025
Two high-ranking Iranian judges, with a history of major human rights violations, were assassinated in Iran. The assassin committed suicide right after.
— Arash Azizi آرش عزیزی (@arash_tehran) January 18, 2025
(I didn't see the tea guy detail in the write-ups, but did see a report a third judge was also injured.)They were apparently shot by the tea guy at the office…. Just like David McCloskey’s spy novel Damascus Station :)
— Arash Azizi آرش عزیزی (@arash_tehran) January 18, 2025
Sort of sad seeing my entire timeline posting the cropped Baerbock picture (she’s talking to someone to the left) with the false description
— John Krempasky (@johnkrempasky) January 18, 2025
🚨🚨🚨 Does Annalena Baerbock ignore Chancellor Scholz when walking away from him, as Bild claims? Nope, the full photograph shows her in a conversation with Labour Minister Hubertus Heil with Scholz trying to draw her attention to something. pic.twitter.com/IwcBoD7lY4
— The Dutchman 🇳🇱🇩🇪🇮🇱 (@TheNewDutchman) January 18, 2025
The exact moment every single brand decided to have a TikTok account back in 2020. pic.twitter.com/gAajhpL4Km
— Guillaume Huin (@HuinGuillaume) January 17, 2025
Concords servers lasted longer than the TikTok ban
— Guy Incognito (@Smiling_Polite) January 19, 2025
This has gotta be the first time an outgoing administration won 9-0 at SCOTUS to defend its policy and said “oh no.” https://t.co/SBuq2KRvBb
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) January 17, 2025
So, will TikTok be like digital marijuana, where technically it's illegal at the federal level but there's a deliberate and widely understood refusal to enforce the law for a while, while we figure out a way to hollow out the legislation without actually passing a new law?
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) January 19, 2025
don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
— mattie lubchansky (@mattielubchansky.com) January 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
("Personal information, including their physical locations, had been used as part of an attempt to find the writers’ sources")This is basically what happens to foreign journalists using WeChat in China… https://t.co/7jr3BwB0fU
— Edward Lawrence (@EP_Lawrence) January 17, 2025
(“deciev[ing] children and other users about the real costs of in-game translations and odds of obtaining rare prizes.”Genshin Impact developer to pay $20M fine to US Federal Trade Commission over loot box violations
— Polygon (@polygon.com) January 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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land of the free pic.twitter.com/raNRzyPAC6
— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) January 19, 2025
Welp at least we have a really clear idea of what the new normal will be pic.twitter.com/7eWIoEuCbt
— Kyla Scanlon (@kylascan) January 19, 2025
What is this pic.twitter.com/kesxouMA2W
— CJ Fogler 🫡 (@cjzero) January 19, 2025
for a long time following Elon Musk felt like watching a unique kind of hellish unreality, but it increasingly just feels like a preview of coming attractions
— e.w. niedermeyer (@handle.invalid) January 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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there's a window between the creation of new technologies and society beginning to get its arms around its new possibilities and limits, where almost anything can be done by those who dare... selling a $10,000 "Full Self-Driving" system that is legally no different than driving yourself is exhibit A
— e.w. niedermeyer (@handle.invalid) January 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
For Tesla the one weird trick of telling customers the car is self-driving but affirming that for legal purposes it isn't effectively broke the very foundation of our (paltry) regulatory system around this stuff. By launching a valueless meme coin, Trump has done the same with bribery/emoluments.
— e.w. niedermeyer (@handle.invalid) January 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
So uh, what about this then pic.twitter.com/5w719rZGRR
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) January 17, 2025
Good thing his supporters already know how to get inside https://t.co/88Jmqw1Ihe
— Dan's Cafe (@DansCafeDC) January 17, 2025
PokerNews has learned that Tom Goldstein was the mystery player in last year's @HCLPokerShow Million Dollar Game who infamously mucked the winning hand in a $540,000 pot.https://t.co/2Au4ecbcfy
— PokerNews (@PokerNews) January 17, 2025
"learn to code" - probably not great advice, it turns out.... https://t.co/oeSjYcz1Nn pic.twitter.com/8W8tltPhg0
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 19, 2025
“phd level AI” and one of the examples used is “plan travel” https://t.co/D8EUf46xzb
— csz (@cszabla) January 19, 2025
A recent Google result when I was searching around to see if LAX was affected by the fires.
— Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) January 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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“THE BRUTALIST used AI, actually,” is one of the deftest Oscar campaign sniper attacks I’ve ever seen. Harvey’s jealous.
— Joanna Robinson (@jowrotethis) January 19, 2025
I want a full report on how Amazon MGM so completely fumbled this release https://t.co/cxH2EASlgu
— Isaac Feldberg (@isaacfeldberg) January 19, 2025
Still up when I checkedlmao damn pic.twitter.com/W3ApOzgFn3
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) January 19, 2025
Extra security at The Wall tonight #ClipperNation pic.twitter.com/CysQBNL6mR
— Squeegee (@ZingZongZang) January 20, 2025
The Wall at Intuit Dome had a Clippers fan cutting Anthony Davis’ unibrow during the Lakers star’s free throws. pic.twitter.com/sTmae5wwZI
— Tomer Azarly (@TomerAzarly) January 20, 2025
This Wemby stat in just his second season 😳 pic.twitter.com/aqBJlI1BVf
— ESPN (@espn) January 18, 2025
funniest chyron of all time, easily
— Lucas Kaplan (@lucaskaplan.bsky.social) January 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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There are 5 MLB teams that have not spent a single penny in free agency this offseason so far (per Spotrac):
— Danny Vietti (@DannyVietti) January 19, 2025
Padres
Twins
Brewers
Marlins
Cardinals
There’s this grunge wrestler named Steven Flowe who’s theme song Even Flow except all the words are just changed to Steven Flowe
— Jeremy (@Pimp_Lord619) December 16, 2024
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@f1 sorry, only people without appendixes can live on this floor 💅 #f1 #formula1 #alexalbon #carlossainz #azerbaijangp #baku #williams @Alex Albon @carlossainz55 ♬ original sound - Formula 1
@zavie236 #fypシ #funnyvideo #teamwork ♬ original sound - zavie236
@kitty__._._ Honestly so valid #college #valid ♬ Nicki Motivational Speech - Female Rap
@bibingkaprecious Replying to @Ava Rand i hate my moms #chihuahua #petsoftiktok #dogsoftiktok #fyp #fyp #nyc ♬ its timeee - Mariah Carey 🦋
@max_and_sunny Replying to @its.getting.late #rescuecat #Maltese #bestfriends ♬ original sound - Max_and_Sunny
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